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AI will eat most of the jobs in the next 2-5 years:

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  • danielkennedy74@infosec.exchangeD danielkennedy74@infosec.exchange

    AI will eat most of the jobs in the next 2-5 years:

    Roles at high risk:
    - Professional fax cover-sheet designer
    - VHS rewinder
    - Medieval town crier
    - Mall ninja sword tester
    - Radio Shack manager
    - “Have you tried turning it off and on?” Tier-1 specialist
    - Blockbuster late-fee negotiator
    - Corporate synergy translator
    - Elevator button pusher
    - Clippy emotional support specialist
    - MFA enrollment apology specialist
    - Dot-matrix printer paper separator
    - Video store genre re-shelving specialist
    - AOL trial CD distributor
    - Zoom waiting-room DJ
    - Hashtag optimization intern
    - Office “reply-all” damage control analyst
    - Legacy VPN appliance babysitter

    Roles that are safe:
    - Executive apology speechwriter
    - Incident response finger-pointing coordinator
    - Professional conference badge collector
    - Lunch-and-learn sandwich reviewer
    - Nation-state” attribution enthusiast
    - Guy who says “let’s take this offline”
    - Slack status philosopher
    - Office thermostat warlord
    - Chief Culture Evangelist
    - Professional podcast guest who “loves what you guys are doing”
    - Professional mic-not-working guy on webinars
    - Office fridge passive-aggressive note author
    - PowerPoint slide transition critic
    - Corporate offsite trust-fall facilitator
    - Professional “per my last email” drafter
    - Strategic pause facilitator
    - Guy who says “that’s not how attackers think” in every meeting
    - AI ethics panel moderator

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    @danielkennedy74 Well, my job is safe.

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    • danielkennedy74@infosec.exchangeD danielkennedy74@infosec.exchange

      AI will eat most of the jobs in the next 2-5 years:

      Roles at high risk:
      - Professional fax cover-sheet designer
      - VHS rewinder
      - Medieval town crier
      - Mall ninja sword tester
      - Radio Shack manager
      - “Have you tried turning it off and on?” Tier-1 specialist
      - Blockbuster late-fee negotiator
      - Corporate synergy translator
      - Elevator button pusher
      - Clippy emotional support specialist
      - MFA enrollment apology specialist
      - Dot-matrix printer paper separator
      - Video store genre re-shelving specialist
      - AOL trial CD distributor
      - Zoom waiting-room DJ
      - Hashtag optimization intern
      - Office “reply-all” damage control analyst
      - Legacy VPN appliance babysitter

      Roles that are safe:
      - Executive apology speechwriter
      - Incident response finger-pointing coordinator
      - Professional conference badge collector
      - Lunch-and-learn sandwich reviewer
      - Nation-state” attribution enthusiast
      - Guy who says “let’s take this offline”
      - Slack status philosopher
      - Office thermostat warlord
      - Chief Culture Evangelist
      - Professional podcast guest who “loves what you guys are doing”
      - Professional mic-not-working guy on webinars
      - Office fridge passive-aggressive note author
      - PowerPoint slide transition critic
      - Corporate offsite trust-fall facilitator
      - Professional “per my last email” drafter
      - Strategic pause facilitator
      - Guy who says “that’s not how attackers think” in every meeting
      - AI ethics panel moderator

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      @danielkennedy74 Clippy had an emotional support specialist? 😅

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      • aakl@infosec.exchangeA aakl@infosec.exchange

        @danielkennedy74 Clippy had an emotional support specialist? 😅

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        @AAKL Not for long.

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        • danielkennedy74@infosec.exchangeD danielkennedy74@infosec.exchange

          @AAKL Not for long.

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          @danielkennedy74 @AAKL tell me more about this mall ninja sword testing

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          • joshbressers@infosec.exchangeJ joshbressers@infosec.exchange

            @danielkennedy74 @AAKL tell me more about this mall ninja sword testing

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            @joshbressers @AAKL Automation is coming for these roles unfortunately. Some ninjas may continue to hand test as a hobby, for the love of the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjtEhl0W-aU

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            • gepasi@fediscience.orgG gepasi@fediscience.org

              @danielkennedy74 CEO?

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              @gepasi A job where you have to say things that kind of sound right in a positive way, but no one can ever actually validate any of it?

              Unfortunately GenAI was designed to take CEO jobs.

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              • danielkennedy74@infosec.exchangeD danielkennedy74@infosec.exchange

                @joshbressers @AAKL Automation is coming for these roles unfortunately. Some ninjas may continue to hand test as a hobby, for the love of the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjtEhl0W-aU

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                @danielkennedy74 @AAKL This video had barely any malls in it

                I am forced to rate it A--

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                • joshbressers@infosec.exchangeJ joshbressers@infosec.exchange

                  @danielkennedy74 @AAKL This video had barely any malls in it

                  I am forced to rate it A--

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                  @joshbressers @danielkennedy74 😆

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                  • robertobottoni@troet.cafeR robertobottoni@troet.cafe

                    @danielkennedy74 I miss something Excel related. 😢

                    #excelwillneverdie

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                    @robertobottoni Excel will survive the apocalypse.

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                    • joshbressers@infosec.exchangeJ joshbressers@infosec.exchange

                      @danielkennedy74 @AAKL This video had barely any malls in it

                      I am forced to rate it A--

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                      @joshbressers @AAKL Most of our new economy will be videos of people talking about stuff, but the stuff itself will no longer exist, it's all just metaphor now.

                      An agentic purchasing agent will acquire all your low cost modern weaponry, which ironically you may need for the first time in centuries.

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                      • danielkennedy74@infosec.exchangeD danielkennedy74@infosec.exchange

                        @robertobottoni Excel will survive the apocalypse.

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                        @danielkennedy74 I guessed that too but the confirmation comes as a big relief. Thank you.

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                        • anomnomnomaly@beige.partyA anomnomnomaly@beige.party

                          @danielkennedy74

                          - DJ
                          - Voiceover artists for the ads selling compilation music boxsets

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                          @Anomnomnomaly "24 hours compiled from the resources of international music media"

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