its become in internal meme that accepting a pen from a partner company is corruption/bribery.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

its become in internal meme that accepting a pen from a partner company is corruption/bribery. So we all offer each other pens.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

to be honest, I have no idea why I'm subject to corruption training. I'm not customer-facing, nor am I a salesdroid.

[arrjay@tacobelllabs.net]

@da_667 they're just for testing it's FINE

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

^{but I can be bought.}

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 So that you remember that you are not part of the authorized bribery AD group.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w not a member of the executive branch AD group.

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

@da_667 *offers Catte-themed XCOM mod*

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 we all have a price. I'm pretty cheap

[farewell_ladmin@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 time to go find some memes about pens...

[mdc@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @cR0w turns out it's a dynamic entra group that matches on title with *exec* in the string. Updated my title to "Junior Execution Analyst" and boom, bribery unlocked.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@mdc @da_667 I literally have an alert like that where it pulls strings from the group name and it's all false positives. Just like you described.

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@mdc @da_667 @cR0w ... who are you executing?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@nyanbinary @mdc @da_667 And are you taking requests?

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @mdc @da_667 everyone in my companies ".*exec.*" groups

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 same, thats why I have a job. Well, I guess I am renting myself out...?

[mdc@infosec.exchange]

@nyanbinary @da_667 @cR0w Everyone in the for_execution group. Which is a dynamic group that matches on *exec* in the title.