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[nonnom@organica.social]

@cjust

"But if we add AI, a pregnant woman could produce 9 babies in a month!"

[mrflash818@mastodon.social]

@cjust Tell those project managers "Oh yeah? What about Brooks's Law, hm?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks%27s_law

[michaelmcwilliams@mas.to]

@cjust As a project manager, this is possible if you hire women that are 8 months pregnant.

Be sure to log all related risks in the Risk Register to plan for contingencies because their due dates are not guaranteed.

[t2r@infosec.exchange]

@cjust This just dropped about an hour ago. More Hertiage Foundation brainwashing in Project 2025 wants to keep women barefoot, pregnant, and in the home under the guise of the birthrate when in actuality it's about right-wing power. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orbSiS-9ZWU

[deidzoeb@podvibes.co]

@cjust Our dept has something I'll call "Project 20" which stands for 20 times the volume we usually produce in one day. I guess it's an aspirational goal but I don't know how they expect it to be accomplished without a wand or a djinni.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@cjust Except for the ones who can't do division.

[deidzoeb@podvibes.co]

@cjust Literally "what if we were just 20 times more productive?"

[mickjamezz@mastodon.social]

@cjust
Oh Snap! As it were.

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@mrflash818 @cjust I bought two copies of that book so I could read it twice as fast

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@pikesley @mrflash818

Read one, boof one.