days since I burned the roof of my mouth eating homemade pizza too hot out of the oven: zero

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

days since I burned the roof of my mouth eating homemade pizza too hot out of the oven: zero

regrets: also zero

[agathos@mastodon.babb.no]

@neurovagrant i once met someone who has never had a blister in the top of his mouth from eating too warm pizza. That is insane

[reverseics@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@neurovagrant This is the way

[cienmilojos@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant my childhood with EVERY hotpocket.....EVERY SINGLE ONE