Choose your reward, hero!

[bnuybot@gaygeek.social]

@catsalad the ability to move at all would be a blessing for me

[ava@void.express]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange seems more intelligent than me, i’ll gladly take its knowledge!

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@catsalad

Stutter drive FTL for the win!

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@catsalad I giggle like a man, thank you very much

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@catsalad totes worth it.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@ava That kitty... knows things!

[bundyb@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I would like to have these thoughts. I currently have too many and would like a break from it please and thankyou.

[richter@calamity.world]

@catsalad 1cm teleportation with the right clipping rules is phasing, no?

[shiitaketoast@beige.party]

@catsalad Pressing myself flat against the bank vault wall, I close my eyes and squeeze my teleportation muscles tight. I feel a flash of heat, then a cool release. I made it through the 1cm thick steel sheet wall. Quickly, I pull the drill from my pocket, jack open safe deposit box number 216, grab the Wu Tang record, the sole copy, and as fast as I slipped in, I’m back out on the street.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@richter Nope, matter relocation, 1 cm behind you.

[jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.com]

@catsalad

Wait.

THAT'S the orange cat?

Can I vote for "Orange cat knowledge" a second time?

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@catsalad Who’s squeezing it too tightly?

[independentpen@mas.to]

@catsalad I have been sneezing a lot lately. Double sneeze value/ quantity within each of the sneezes resulting in 50% fewer sneezes in toto which is how I am interpreting this don't @ me would be great

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad is there a cool down on the teleport, and can I do it while giggling?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@alice Each individual giggle (single giglet?) teleports you 1 cm

[oxyhyxo@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad @alice as a compulsive giggler with this ability I could easily teleport to a waffle house

[ypsilenna@mastodon.green]

@catsalad The power to teleport one cm would be useful if I made a perfect photo setup but noticed that the camera is placed a little off. I could just grab it gently without messing up the angle and teleport sideways like a strafing video game character

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@leberschnitzel @catsalad jump...

[petherfile@beige.party]

@alice @catsalad for some reason that gives me a really creepy mental image. Like weeping angels on Dr Who creepy.

[skedarwarrior@techhub.social]

@catsalad ?