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[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity "m-porn" sits in my brain in the same location as "m-people", which is deeply confusing

[codinghorror@infosec.exchange]

@SwiftOnSecurity oh yeah sure that's an actual real screenshot on a real device at native resolution

[laird_dave@chaos.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity back when "porn on hotel bill" was a real concern, lol

[mxk@hachyderm.io]

@SwiftOnSecurity judging from the Pocket PC this must be 2002 and not 1992.

[herrlorenz@chaos.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity A mention of "DVD" in 1992? Wasn't it introduced only in '95 as "Digital Video Disk"?

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@SwiftOnSecurity Viewing m-yiff on my cellular telephone!

[rotorglow@mastodon.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity No ”special software,” just Windows Media Player and a ….”proprietary viewer.”

[dos@social.librem.one]

@herrLorenz @SwiftOnSecurity Windows Media Player and iPAQ are other tells that the date may be inaccurate too

[mangotable@famichiki.jp]

@mxk @SwiftOnSecurity yup. Which HP then killed after the (waste of money) merger.

[swiftonsecurity@infosec.exchange]

@mxk oops thanks it's late I wasn't really thinking hard

[indigoparadox@mastodon.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity I bought a PocketPC off of ebay once that came with a CF card with some really vanilla 2000s MPEG porn movies on it. It didn't really seem to have much else? Someone had enough of a porn addiction that they carried around a tiny computer for it before it was cool, but not enough of a porn addiction to be into anything more than a surfer dude and a blond chick doing it missionary.

The world is full of mysteries.

[indigoparadox@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland @SwiftOnSecurity m-preg

[twoprops@defcon.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity

[atlauren@mastodon.social]

@SwiftOnSecurity oof. that was a time. Late-90s, QuickTime got the ability to view MPEG-1 files. Fry’s sold MPEG movies on platters. “Do you have any of these that are not porn?” “Ummm we might still have some of those…”

[chris@coffeebean.social]

@codinghorror
It's not native, you just need the mmm-porn plugin.
@SwiftOnSecurity

[jozeldenrust@social.sdfeu.org]

@SwiftOnSecurity
1992? I wasn't legally allowed to look at porn then.

Hell, I'm pretty sure I wasn't even interested in looking at porn back then.

At least I narrowly avoided this terrible fate: https://xkcd.com/598

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@SwiftOnSecurity

Those were Stormy times indeed, when you had to go to a strip club.