But what if I fail the "Am I Gay?" quiz?
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But what if I fail the "Am I Gay?" quiz? Do they take away my pride stickers? Am I not allowed to own my Subaru anymore?
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But what if I fail the "Am I Gay?" quiz? Do they take away my pride stickers? Am I not allowed to own my Subaru anymore?
... I ask to my girlfriend ...@JessTheUnstill Yes, but not the Suburu. Everyone that drives a Subaru becomes a lesbian while driving it. No exceptions.
You also get a golden retriever during the time you're driving one as well.
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@JessTheUnstill Yes, but not the Suburu. Everyone that drives a Subaru becomes a lesbian while driving it. No exceptions.
You also get a golden retriever during the time you're driving one as well.
@bryanredeagle @JessTheUnstill
Maybe I should learn to drive.
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@JessTheUnstill Yes, but not the Suburu. Everyone that drives a Subaru becomes a lesbian while driving it. No exceptions.
You also get a golden retriever during the time you're driving one as well.
@bryanredeagle I mean, it happened to me. I bought mine in 2016. I came out as trans and lesbian in 2018.
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@bryanredeagle I mean, it happened to me. I bought mine in 2016. I came out as trans and lesbian in 2018.
@bryanredeagle though none of my dogs have been golden retrievers. All of them have been mutts.
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But what if I fail the "Am I Gay?" quiz? Do they take away my pride stickers? Am I not allowed to own my Subaru anymore?
... I ask to my girlfriend ...@JessTheUnstill For some reason the Subaru question made me imagine new cars being fitted with a sexuality sensor. Maybe like one of those breathalyzer tubes repeat offenders have to blow into in order to start their cars.
Yep, it’s a great big bag of weird in my head.
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@JessTheUnstill For some reason the Subaru question made me imagine new cars being fitted with a sexuality sensor. Maybe like one of those breathalyzer tubes repeat offenders have to blow into in order to start their cars.
Yep, it’s a great big bag of weird in my head.
@hal_pomeranz Does that mean the bisexuals can drive every car, or no car?
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@JessTheUnstill Yes, but not the Suburu. Everyone that drives a Subaru becomes a lesbian while driving it. No exceptions.
You also get a golden retriever during the time you're driving one as well.
@bryanredeagle @JessTheUnstill I have to became a lesbian? Exclusively? Is that only if I have an outback?
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@hal_pomeranz Does that mean the bisexuals can drive every car, or no car?
@JessTheUnstill Some cars are for one or the other? Some are for anybody and everybody? Some require a specific level of fabulousness, perhaps unrelated to sexuality?
Can you be butch enough to fool a car for hetero men?
So many questions!
