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How I write funny posts.

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    How I write funny posts.

    1) Write my usual knee jerk reaction.

    2) Spend ten minutes rewording the statement to not end in a preposition, because S.M.R.T.

    3) Realize I need better adjectives.

    4) Bob's your uncle.

    5) Check it again. Add more funny; likely introduce more grammatical errors.

    7) Obsess over tense, making sure everything eventually will have ended up in the Latin Pluperfect.

    6) Ship it!

    IX) Bob's not just your uncle, he's your BFF!

    0x10) Wait, this isn't even funny.

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      How I write funny posts.

      1) Write my usual knee jerk reaction.

      2) Spend ten minutes rewording the statement to not end in a preposition, because S.M.R.T.

      3) Realize I need better adjectives.

      4) Bob's your uncle.

      5) Check it again. Add more funny; likely introduce more grammatical errors.

      7) Obsess over tense, making sure everything eventually will have ended up in the Latin Pluperfect.

      6) Ship it!

      IX) Bob's not just your uncle, he's your BFF!

      0x10) Wait, this isn't even funny.

      fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
      fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
      fritzadalis@infosec.exchange
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      @nuintari
      My process is easier; it's based on quantity, not quality. I just post whatever gets past my filter, which is a very low bar.

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