This weird fetish of AWS trying to trick customers into creating resources in Ohio has got to stop.

jlamoree@infosec.exchange

This weird fetish of AWS trying to trick customers into creating resources in Ohio has got to stop. Maybe I’ll create a browser extension that causes a kernel panic any time us-east-2 is seen on the page.

cr0w@infosec.exchange

@jlamoree Bad news.

jlamoree@infosec.exchange

@cR0w You have ruined my day. I might just take the week off to recover.

cr0w@infosec.exchange

@jlamoree I take full responsibility and approve your remediation plan.

securitywriter@infosec.exchange

@cR0w @jlamoree that’s a whole lot of Infosec.

jackryder@infosec.exchange

@SecurityWriter @cR0w @jlamoree

f4grx@chaos.social

@cR0w @jlamoree what about ohioida and gulf of ohio?

tsia_@chaos.social

@jlamoree but I don’t want a kernel panic when I see the incident alert when the whole of us-east-2 goes down

tinmouth@infosec.exchange

@cR0w @jlamoree that has made me properly LOL

cr0w@infosec.exchange

@f4grx @jlamoree Not even Ohio wants Florida.

wendinoakland@beige.party

@cR0w @catsalad @jlamoree The farthest left coastal edge would prefer to be called Nohio

cr0w@infosec.exchange

@wendinoakland @catsalad @jlamoree Can confirm from Cascadia.

wendinoakland@beige.party

@cR0w @catsalad @jlamoree

wtl@mastodon.social

@cR0w @jlamoree @catsalad Soon-to-be Ohio? <cracks knuckles> I don't think so.

tanavit@toot.aquilenet.fr

@cR0w @jlamoree

I am French.

I miss the cultural knowledge to understand that joke.

I am frustrated.

Please... Help !!!

cr0w@infosec.exchange

@tanavit @jlamoree It's too long to explain so maybe this is a good starting place?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/ohio

christa@friend.camp

@jlamoree they're building all those data centers, gotta get em to use em (a new one is opening up a mile from my grandpa's house and the local community is pissed)