Kirkland Signature™ File System

[dev@discuss.systems]

Kirkland Signature File System

[nickgully@mefi.social]

@dev only comes in zetabit sizes

[ashguy@infosec.exchange]

@dev lots of space, low utilization, zero redundancy

[feld@friedcheese.us]

@dev oh is this what Microsoft has been up to lately?

[kaoudis@infosec.exchange]

@dev enterprise size or FAMILY SIZE

[darcmoughty@infosec.exchange]

@dev Instead of a long and complicated fsck, you verify filesystem integrity by having someone eyeball your journal and then they swipe a sharpie on your drive.

[cwg1231@defcon.social]

@dev NTFS?

[andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it]

@dev Finally, an affordable file system that my kids will eat!

(They hate the texture of ext4's dentries and complain that the superblock isn't salty enough. Also that it tastes like expired ext3.)

[smurthys@hachyderm.io]

@dev starts out as an endorsement label on a known file system. Over time, the updates make it a label on a FOSS file system.

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@dev
Have to buy it a petabyte at a time.