Scientists don't want you to know this, but orange cats are slowly replacing humans!

[ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu]

@catsalad Seems like an upgrade to me.

[jesticulated@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Now we need them to run for an elected office, cant be any worse

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Jesticulated They have my vote!!

[foolishowl@social.coop]

@catsalad I definitely prefer them to chatbots.

[akamran@indieweb.social]

@catsalad poor cat looking around like "I'm a temp! I don't know how any of this stuff works!"

[transponderings@eldritch.cafe]

@catsalad @cwebber This is a good timeline.

[abhayakara@mastodon.nl]

@catsalad

Scientists totally want you to know this. Cat scientists.

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

Thinks really are looking up then!

I for one welcome my new furry overlords

[guillaumerossolini@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad https://video.infosec.exchange/w/x6YVwttKUAxrqGQTiFjz7w

[mikeh@ice.sophari.org]

@catsalad It can only be an improvement.

[eryops@dice.camp]

@catsalad Better OCs than AI.

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Ya know... I mean it reduces the amount of brain cells, but it could be worse. Plus they're less likely to try union busting.

[jferg@flyovercountry.social]

@catsalad
Orange cats have more collective brain cells than humans.

[sindarina@ngmx.com]

@catsalad With better service!

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@GuillaumeRossolini @catsalad I had a cat who held full monologues, changing the intonation during the exposition.
Once he fighted with another guy, where he win big (he's a real badass), when I picked him up to go home he resumed it as: meow maow ffffz meow grrr meow maow - with accent on the words describing the fight

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@GuillaumeRossolini So chatty!