AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs.

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@phooky

"AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs."

so you're saying we should line all the data center floors with newspaper, put on our bibs, pick up our hammers and pliers, and get busy?

[alkaid@social.lol]

@phooky "I'm saying I built up a shell around myself, a cold, calculated heartless shell—"

[mhoye@cosocial.ca]

@phooky “timeline goes sideways” was a warning we didn’t understand

[joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social]

@phooky #Encrabification is the new #enshittification

[katanova@retro.social]

@phooky
I thought carcinization was when everything turned into trains.

[mjd@mathstodon.xyz]

@phooky https://cathode.church/@kaye/114988698995656230

[neotoy@mastodon.social]

@phooky crabs have evolved separately 8 different times in history, so this might actually be a pretty hot tip.

[mk30@tilde.zone]

@phooky @ceejbot there's even a book about it!

[sordidamok@mastodon.social]

@phooky Walking sideways, waving my claws in the air? In this economy?

[phooky@hexa.club]

@thepoliticalcat when the snakes arrive only the crabs will survive

[liferstate@mas.to]

@phooky It's Philip K. Dick's world now, we just live in it.

[flowerpot@mas.to]

@phooky Crab is the way.

[arensb@mastodon.social]

@phooky This will be a boon to Maryland’s economy.

[karstan@pdx.social]

@phooky

[mattotcha@mastodon.social]

@phooky Don't worry - we've all seen Starship Troopers.

[tj@howse.social]

@phooky I'm already maxillamaxing. My algae intake is a full 35% ahead of my cohort. I'm thriving.

[tarix29@tech.lgbt]

@phooky what's that? You need your hands to be able to write, type, eat, etc? Those are things of the past. Embrace the way of the claw or be left behind

[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@crouton @phooky

Follow me for the three things I learnt from eating my grandma's crab, gravy and guano recipe. Learn how the recipe allowed me to ace the interview and jump straight into a managerial position, without going to university!

[alsy@theforkiverse.com]

@ozzelot @phooky Sometimes I go online and realise exactly how predictable my neural pathways really are. This is basically word for word what I was about to write

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@Alsy @phooky Or... there's 8 billion humans, a good few of them are bound to be similar, and there's a high likelihood some of those similar ones are going to congregate in a space that they like.

Basically, Fedi gonna Fedi.