why did elon musk invent the borg

[courtcan@mastodon.social]

@RikerGoogling Because he's an idiot.

[hub@cosocial.ca]

@RikerGoogling he did not.

[clutch_lever@mastodon.social]

@RikerGoogling he was trying to recover whatever he could from the wreckage of his botched penis enlargement surgery...

[thechrisdantes@social.linux.pizza]

@RikerGoogling
I am 1000 percent sure that if he ever did this it would be for sex. There is no doubt in my mind.

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@RikerGoogling to own the libs

[crypticmirror@mstdn.social]

@RikerGoogling

It was the only way for him to meet any other living being that wanted to be in his company.

[workwithkirk@mstdn.social]

@RikerGoogling He thought The Uncanny Valley was too canny. So he jizzed it up with AI. His prompt: I'm just a love machine, you will be assimilated.

[kelson@notes.kvibber.com]

@hub @RikerGoogling no, but his agreement with the Collective requires they acknowledge him as a Founder

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@RikerGoogling Idiot fascist villains do that.

[koushiniku@hachyderm.io]

@RikerGoogling He tried to create libertarian borg but they couldn’t stay off social media.

[zomtecos@zmtdn.de]

@hub @RikerGoogling he will.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@RikerGoogling To avoid taxation

[oldmankris@mastodon.xyz]

@RikerGoogling Cybertruck wasn’t horrible enough.

[nerde@beige.party]

@RikerGoogling
He was hoping at least maybe THEY would like him

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@RikerGoogling @Nerde neuralink with grok

[daverussell@stranger.social]

@RikerGoogling When he hangs out with them, he's the one with personality? Just guessing.

[sfpodge@famichiki.jp]

@RikerGoogling @Nerde

shouldn’t the question be, why did the borg invent elon musk?

[rcriii@hostux.social]

@RikerGoogling to smoke his ketamine?