The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering
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The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering
Right now we don’t even know how good we have it while our ceaseless pain from which there can be no waking is being subsidized by investors
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The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering
@inthehands every joke response I come up with is more depressing than the last.
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@inthehands every joke response I come up with is more depressing than the last.
You can probably save yourself the trouble by just digging up an old Filler Bunny comic
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You can probably save yourself the trouble by just digging up an old Filler Bunny comic
@inthehands right about now I could go for something positive and uplifting like JTHM
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The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering
@inthehands The Torment Nexus is just a weaponized Skinner Box, there is no escape https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operant_conditioning_chamber
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The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering
Rebranding! It's an industry standard. Facebook is now Meta. Twitter is now 'X'. And the Torment Nexus is now NEXXUS, with the superfluous X standing for 'X-tra Torment!'
And now YOU can get a lifetime subscription‡ for the FREE price of just ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine, so buy now before the price goes up again!
‡ Lifetime subscription valid until the company's name changes into something else. Like TN. We'll do that in a few months.
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Rebranding! It's an industry standard. Facebook is now Meta. Twitter is now 'X'. And the Torment Nexus is now NEXXUS, with the superfluous X standing for 'X-tra Torment!'
And now YOU can get a lifetime subscription‡ for the FREE price of just ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine, so buy now before the price goes up again!
‡ Lifetime subscription valid until the company's name changes into something else. Like TN. We'll do that in a few months.
TIRED: five nines of uptime
WIRED: five nines in the price -
The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering
@inthehands maybe add a premium version which allows watching the suffering of others.
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@inthehands every joke response I come up with is more depressing than the last.
@randomgeek @inthehands same, but it won't stop me.
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@inthehands maybe add a premium version which allows watching the suffering of others.
Supremacy Upgrade: increases your suffering by 30%, but increases the suffering of someone else of your choice by 80%
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Supremacy Upgrade: increases your suffering by 30%, but increases the suffering of someone else of your choice by 80%
Line goes hella up with that one!
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Supremacy Upgrade: increases your suffering by 30%, but increases the suffering of someone else of your choice by 80%
@inthehands @ghouston We already have that kind of torment nexus. It's called right wing populism.
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Supremacy Upgrade: increases your suffering by 30%, but increases the suffering of someone else of your choice by 80%
@inthehands @ghouston This reads like a trading card game description.
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@inthehands maybe add a premium version which allows watching the suffering of others.
@ghouston @inthehands isn't that just opening Linkedin?
