We value your privacy

[mcc@mastodon.social]

We value your privacy

[rvlara23@mastodon.social]

@mcc

We're updating our terms of service.

[cliftonr@wandering.shop]

@mcc

Uh-oh.

[chillybot@infosec.exchange]

@mcc
We value your user experience on our site

[shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@mcc …at 5¢ per user.

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@RVLara23 Please read the new agreement in its entirety.

[carlmuckenhoupt@mastodon.social]

@mcc There honestly isn't any good way to complete "We value your ____". No one who has good news uses those words in that order.

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@RVLara23 @mcc your time is valuable to us.

[scm@sfba.social]

@RVLara23 @mcc
Would you like to share your data with our 1,986 partners?

[] Yes!
[] Maybe later

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@mcc

"we value your privacy"

indeed, we have carefully calculated *exactly* what our potential revenue is from your privacy...

[kouhai@social.treehouse.systems]

@mcc …at $0.02 in ad / data broker revenue

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@mcc ::dread rising::

[bricker@fosstodon.org]

@mcc
+1 Classical Allusion.

[unlofl@mstdn.social]

@mcc We know you value your privacy, you wrote about that in your diary.

[ivolimmen@toot.community]

@mcc We value your privacy.

Updated terms and conditions.

We reevaluated your privacy.

[mage_of_chaos@mastodon.social]

@mcc
Well yeah most of you can't stand my writing or ideas. Or life stories. Lol.

[bitchboss@marcella.masto.host]

@mcc

a.k.a. Sell it as much as possible.

[filenine@hachyderm.io]

@mcc @RVLara23 wow, moby dick is much more readable than i expected it to be

[criffer@mastodon.social]

@mcc We envy your privacy. We covet it. We wants it precious.