insectual tension: a feeling of nervousness and dread caused by awareness of a stinging creature nearby.

[ricky_enger@mindly.social]

insectual tension: a feeling of nervousness and dread caused by awareness of a stinging creature nearby.
This brought to you by the wasp/B/hornet/buzzything that just flew right at my head when I opened my door and is now somewhere in my house plotting my demise.

[jmd2000@fwoof.space]

@ricky_enger Oh god nooooo! That would scare me. I'm not a fan of buzzing insects to begin with, but when you add stinging to the mix... I'm gettin' the hell out of there.
Good luck with your unknown stinging insect. Sounds like you'll need it.

[alexhall@mastodon.social]

@ricky_enger This is my nightmare. Spring through fall I live in fear that this will happen to me. Have you considered quietly grabbing the essentials, sneaking away, and then calling in an orbital strike?

[ysotomayor@mastodon.social]

@alexhall @ricky_enger I second the orbital strike suggestion. Perhapss follow it with carpet bombing or a few dirty bombs? One can't be to careful in destroying buzzy sting-possessing creatures.

[klittle667@tweesecake.social]

@ricky_enger I'd burn the house down to be honest. Probably the only way.

[alpuzz@mastodon.social]

@ricky_enger LOL. So does this mean you'll be spending the rest of the evening with your hand over top of whatever you're drinking?

[sapphirerose91@tweesecake.social]

@ricky_enger It must die!

[lino0876@mstdn.social]

@ricky_enger Kill the wabbit ahem wasp!

[jmillerbiblio@mastodon.social]

@ricky_enger I hear you on that, I hate flying bug things!

[ricky_enger@mindly.social]

@alexhall To grab essentials, I'd have to leave the one room where I feel relatively safe. No, I think we're going to find out how long I can survive on half a bottle of water and some cough drops. Those are the only supplies I have in here.