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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

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  • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

    My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

    Turns water into wine
    Floats on water
    Makes bread for 5000 people
    Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
    Jesus was a sourdough starter.

    Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

    bololacertus@mstdn.mxB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #11

    @Buster Now the part of "eat of this bread for it is my flesh" makes sense. It was not about zombies at all.

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    • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

      My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

      Turns water into wine
      Floats on water
      Makes bread for 5000 people
      Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
      Jesus was a sourdough starter.

      Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

      nigenet@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #12

      @Buster Now singing "Jesus was a sourdough starter" to the tune of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus πŸ™‚

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      • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

        My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

        Turns water into wine
        Floats on water
        Makes bread for 5000 people
        Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
        Jesus was a sourdough starter.

        Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

        yuvalne@433.worldY This user is from outside of this forum
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        #13

        @Buster funnily enough, some fringe scholars do actually think Jesus was a type of fungus, though they use other (quite out there) arguments to get to that conclusion.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross?wprov=sfla1

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        • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

          My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

          Turns water into wine
          Floats on water
          Makes bread for 5000 people
          Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
          Jesus was a sourdough starter.

          Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

          jasper@mastodon.nlJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #14

          @Buster 🍞 nom https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramental_bread

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          • yuvalne@433.worldY yuvalne@433.world

            @Buster funnily enough, some fringe scholars do actually think Jesus was a type of fungus, though they use other (quite out there) arguments to get to that conclusion.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross?wprov=sfla1

            celesteh@hachyderm.ioC This user is from outside of this forum
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            @Yuvalne @Buster

            This is the plot to a Philip K Dick novel. It's one of my favourites.

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            • psneeze@mastodon.ieP psneeze@mastodon.ie

              @Buster And he spread to 2.3 billion of the world's population of 8 billion which makes him a yeast infection.

              akamran@indieweb.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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              @psneeze @Buster ok that made me cackle out loud, thank god I'm alone atm

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              • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

                My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

                Turns water into wine
                Floats on water
                Makes bread for 5000 people
                Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
                Jesus was a sourdough starter.

                Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

                amro@todon.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
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                @Buster Yeastus! πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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                • nigenet@mastodon.socialN nigenet@mastodon.social

                  @Buster Now singing "Jesus was a sourdough starter" to the tune of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus πŸ™‚

                  ozzelot@mstdn.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #18

                  @nigenet @Buster The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme also gets the job done.

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                  • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

                    My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

                    Turns water into wine
                    Floats on water
                    Makes bread for 5000 people
                    Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
                    Jesus was a sourdough starter.

                    Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

                    nickapos@mastodon.oncrete.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #19

                    @Buster I am pretty Jesus pronoun would be them

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                    • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

                      My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

                      Turns water into wine
                      Floats on water
                      Makes bread for 5000 people
                      Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
                      Jesus was a sourdough starter.

                      Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

                      travisfw@fosstodon.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @Buster in his book Entangled Life, Merlin Sheldrake has a section collecting theories about psychedelic fungi originating religions, connecting possession and enlightenment and so on.

                      Jesus was definitely a fun-gi.

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                      • msbellows@c.imM msbellows@c.im

                        @agowa338 @Buster
                        The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!

                        β€œAgain he asked, β€˜What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21

                        "Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15

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                        #21

                        @agowa338 @Buster OOH! OOH! And what Jewish holiday did Easter ("He is risen! he is risen indeed!") evolve from?

                        The Feast of Unleavened Bread!

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                        • msbellows@c.imM msbellows@c.im

                          @agowa338 @Buster OOH! OOH! And what Jewish holiday did Easter ("He is risen! he is risen indeed!") evolve from?

                          The Feast of Unleavened Bread!

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                          @msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?

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                          • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

                            My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

                            Turns water into wine
                            Floats on water
                            Makes bread for 5000 people
                            Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
                            Jesus was a sourdough starter.

                            Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

                            rk@mastodon.well.comR This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @Buster

                            Is made of bread. Or the other way around, anyway. Sometimes. Kinda.

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                            • psneeze@mastodon.ieP psneeze@mastodon.ie

                              @msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?

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                              @psneeze @agowa338 @Buster Excellent.

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                              • msbellows@c.imM msbellows@c.im

                                @psneeze @agowa338 @Buster Excellent.

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                                @msbellows @agowa338 @Buster

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                                • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

                                  My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

                                  Turns water into wine
                                  Floats on water
                                  Makes bread for 5000 people
                                  Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
                                  Jesus was a sourdough starter.

                                  Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

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                                  @Buster
                                  Our microbe,
                                  Which is basically everywhere,
                                  Saccharomyces be thy name.
                                  Thy kingdom Fungi,
                                  Thy phylum Ascomycota,
                                  On earth, as it is in the ocean.
                                  Give us this day our daily bread,
                                  And forgive us our infections,
                                  As we forgive those who gave us infections.
                                  For thine is the power,
                                  An- and aerobically,
                                  For far longer than us.
                                  A mould.

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