Tourist tips for Seattle(wrong answers only)

[diazona@techhub.social]

@catsalad You need to bring at least 10-foot stilts because the downtown area floods in the morning (that's how they supply the fish market)

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

avoid the coffee. don't bother to bring an umbrella or raincoat.

if you like fish throwing, try pioneer market. for that, bring a raincoat.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad It's even grosser in person. That smell haunts.

[sunumbral@beige.party]

@catsalad Go to Monorail Espresso and ask where the nearest Starbucks is.

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[continuity0@mastodon.social]

@mikeymikey @catsalad My glow squid concurs

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Are you actually coming to Seattle though?

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad repeat quotes from Frasier at every opportunity.

[diazona@techhub.social]

@catsalad If you find a coffee bean on the ground, you can pick it up and eat it and you'll have good luck for 12 hours

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad And puns based on grunge bands and their songs.

[doctormo@floss.social]

@catsalad

Go see the biggest Microsoft window!

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@catsalad You won't need a rain coat. And definitely not rain pants.

[astrid@tiny.tilde.website]

@NuclearOatmeal @catsalad leave a pissbottle, take a banana

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad "this place smells like teen spirit" ~catsalad at Pike Place.

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@catsalad Thread the needle.

[t2r@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad go see the country music hall of fame.

[realgene@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad
Lingerie shopping at REI.

[eryops@dice.camp]

@catsalad The people who live in the Sleepless in Seattle houseboat just leave it unlocked for tourists to tour any time. Least busy between 2:00 and 4:00am.

[jqmcd@sfba.social]

@catsalad Eat sandwiches in the monorail.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w One day, but not yet. :3

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@catsalad (jokes aside: leaving your rain pants in the bike cargo bag rather than wearing them is the most surefire way to guarantee a downpour on your way to/from work)