A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what.
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer "No, I can't help with the chores, I'm only 14".
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer
My gas stove and oven are completely chipless. Any nearby children are safe to mess with that stuff. -
A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer Playing #Doom on Thermomix in 3.. 2..
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer hahahaha as if any of those policymakers have any understanding of IT vs OT.
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@jwildeboer
My gas stove and oven are completely chipless. Any nearby children are safe to mess with that stuff.@ozzelot @jwildeboer I take it you never cook long cut up pieces of potato?
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer Rather than base it on age, which is a completely arbitrary distinction, they should check a user's maturity instead. "How?" you might ask. Probably "AI."
While we're at it, we should probably require an extensive maturity, intelligence, morality, and emotional stability check for elected officials, particularly those with access to nuclear weapons.
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer Yeah, great. Next thing you know our microwaves will have to take pictures and submit them online through -Error: hax0r network intercept; all your data are belong to us- for verification...
I keep thinking they'll come to their senses and realize this just isn't a thing that can ever work, but even if they do, who knows how much insanity they'll force on us first before they do. And that's a big if these days...
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A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean?
#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification
@jwildeboer Please do not give them ideas.
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