If Trump invites Kristi Noem to inspect the gravel pit behind the White House, she should probably decline.

[mattblaze@federate.social]

If Trump invites Kristi Noem to inspect the gravel pit behind the White House, she should probably decline.

[harriettmb@toot.wales]

@mattblaze Oh no. She should go, and bring the pistol she shit her dog with her: then have some kind of ‘unfortunate accident’ that results in the two of them tumbling into that gravel pit, both dead.

[donlamb_1@mastodon.online]

@mattblaze at least you don't have to worry about your proxmity to a window in this country - yet.

[sumocat@mastodon.world]

@mattblaze The pit is on the east side of the White House, not behind it.

[mattblaze@federate.social]

@Sumocat The one they want you to know about is on the east side.

[heathertx@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze Shhhh! Let her go.

[darren@c.im]

@mattblaze I thought the gravel pit is east of the White House.

[michaelmcwilliams@mas.to]

@mattblaze He should put her in charge of personally checking windows in very tall buildings.

[oclsc@mstdn.ca]

@mattblaze I thought it was beside the White House, where the East Wing used to be.

[me_valentijn@m.ai6yr.org]

@mattblaze
I'm pretty sure she could take him