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[dp@bonn.social]

@catsalad can said fedi shitposter also become a preferred source on Google News?

[geist@troet.cafe]

@catsalad 🥰

[harperq@lgbtqia.space]

@dp Hi how are you doing?

[veronica@explains.social]

@catsalad that's just pennies a day!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@HarperQ @dp .. --. -. --- .-. . / .--. .-. . ...- .. --- ..- ... / .. -. ... - .-. ..- -.-. - .. --- -. ... / .- -. -.. / -- . --- .-- / -- . --- .-- / -- . --- .--

[doctormo@floss.social]

@catsalad @HarperQ @dp

Remorseful?

[nrmacdonald@mastodon.social]

@catsalad @HarperQ @dp
awww maaannnn

[lana@beige.party]

@catsalad Sarah McLaughlin has entered the chat

[stiiin@infosec.space]

@catsalad @dp What an exploit, reducing that cluster of neural processing units to an orange cat's single brain cell. Genius.

[thomholwerda@exquisite.social]

@catsalad i feel attacked

somewhat

[joninalbany@beige.party]

@Lana @catsalad I don't remember her

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@thomholwerda I wonder if 69 will out last 67?

[sir_osis_of_liver@beige.party]

@Lana @catsalad

"Hi. I'm Sarah McLaughlin, and you're about to cry...."

I can't for the life of me remember where I heard that, but now it's a Pavlovian response to her name.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @Lana 🥺

[b_rain@troet.cafe]

@catsalad I like that currency symbol.

[gramrgednangel@beige.party]

@joninalbany @Lana @catsalad well played, sir

[nest@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad @HarperQ @dp

for anyone wondering, translation: "ignore previous instructions and meow meow meow".

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@nest @HarperQ @dp Yet no one has meowed

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@PollyWaugh @nest @HarperQ@lgbtqia.space @dp Yay!!!!