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  • ingalovinde@embracing.spaceI ingalovinde@embracing.space

    @whitequark that's because it was a good thing! If only Hitler had simply stopped at the Holocaust and not tried to spread Schuko instead of these overcomplicated British wall sockets. Thankfully the Britain prevailed and can still continue to use them

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    @IngaLovinde gonna frame this post

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    • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

      i am so going to fail this test by knowing some actual history instead of propaganda at some point...

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      @whitequark it's pay to win, you're allowed to have as many attempts as you need to pass.

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      • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

        @SnoopJ i took some online tests with zero prep and had about 50/50 chance, i've considered just booking it three times since there's only a 7 day cooloff period for a failure

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        @whitequark getting a good grade in bri'ish, a thing that is both possible to achieve and normal to want

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          @whitequark the Empire “benefited the world” LMAO

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          • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

            @whitequark getting a good grade in bri'ish, a thing that is both possible to achieve and normal to want

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            @whitequark 7 days isn't bad at all though, so at least there's that

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            • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

              i am so going to fail this test by knowing some actual history instead of propaganda at some point...

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              "A referendum was called"

              BY WHOM. WHO CALLED IT

              THIS IS IN MY ACTUAL MEMORY. I WATCHED IT LIVE

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              • nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbtN nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                @whitequark it's pay to win, you're allowed to have as many attempts as you need to pass.

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                @nina_kali_nina yep and i fully intend to use that

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                • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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                  @whitequark this book is quite nationalist and biased, compared to the equivalent german test (which is a few-hundred question multiple-choice test of rather basic facts about the federal republic as of today, with a bit of history)

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                  • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                    i am so going to fail this test by knowing some actual history instead of propaganda at some point...

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                    @whitequark It's giving me flashbacks to a course on my masters, where the exam was pick two of three essay questions, all of which basically read: "agree with the prejudices of the lecturer on the following subject".

                    Kind of hard, given that I disagreed so much with everything he uttered in that course, if he'd walked in and said "nice day outside", I'd have looked out the window to check...

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                    • jsbarretto@social.coopJ jsbarretto@social.coop

                      @whitequark I get the feeling that the author thinks that Turing machines are, like, a real physical thing?

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                      @jsbarretto @whitequark long ago, the four machines (the steam machine, the air machine, the cash machine and the Turing machine) lived in peace. Everything changed when the Turing machine attacked.

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                      • uint8_t@chaos.socialU uint8_t@chaos.social

                        @whitequark this book is quite nationalist and biased, compared to the equivalent german test (which is a few-hundred question multiple-choice test of rather basic facts about the federal republic as of today, with a bit of history)

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                        @uint8_t it's genuinely pissing me off to read it

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                        • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                          @nina_kali_nina yep and i fully intend to use that

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                          @whitequark good luck! The actual test used to be a fair bit easier than the textbook, with many answers having obvious (but still incorrect) answers. Like, IIRC there was "what kind of bird humans traditionally eat on Christmas in the UK?" with "Turkey" as the expected answer ;/

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                          • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                            "A referendum was called"

                            BY WHOM. WHO CALLED IT

                            THIS IS IN MY ACTUAL MEMORY. I WATCHED IT LIVE

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                            • uint8_t@chaos.socialU uint8_t@chaos.social

                              @whitequark this book is quite nationalist and biased, compared to the equivalent german test (which is a few-hundred question multiple-choice test of rather basic facts about the federal republic as of today, with a bit of history)

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                              @uint8_t @whitequark the us naturalization test accepts "states' rights" as a reason for the civil war but it's not this off-putting in general

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                              • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                i am so going to fail this test by knowing some actual history instead of propaganda at some point...

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                                @whitequark
                                As a Brit, even, I'm embarrassed by this..

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                                  @whitequark this reminds me of the wierd "british values" clause stuff they brought in to education at some point

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                                  • nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbtN nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                    @whitequark good luck! The actual test used to be a fair bit easier than the textbook, with many answers having obvious (but still incorrect) answers. Like, IIRC there was "what kind of bird humans traditionally eat on Christmas in the UK?" with "Turkey" as the expected answer ;/

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                                    @nina_kali_nina @whitequark "Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat".

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                                    • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                      "most" paramilitary groups in NI are inactive

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                                      @whitequark technically if you count the 2-3 unemployed guys pretending to be a new IRA offshoot that does nothing but petty street squabbles with local crime it's correct

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                                      • aryl@mastodon.socialA aryl@mastodon.social

                                        @whitequark technically if you count the 2-3 unemployed guys pretending to be a new IRA offshoot that does nothing but petty street squabbles with local crime it's correct

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                                        @whitequark swear there was some weird RW irish astroturf thing about an anti-drug chudded IRA

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                                          i can't read this any more i have to go do something less aggravating

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