You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore

[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]

You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?

[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]

This poll brought to you by me thinking about cows and how forest cows are good cows. And how if I could, I'd happily be as robust as a cow, because wow did I sleep badly last night compounded by all of my The Health.

[thegiddystitcher@sunny.garden]

@sinituulia Nah. What I'd gain in strength I'd lose in having to buy / make all new clothes.

[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]

@thegiddystitcher Yeah, I did think about this as well. So much to remake! So much!
Would love to be healthier, but yeah.

[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]

@Dangerous_beans Tall, muscular, more bosomful... Built like a brick shithouse is the usual wording I think

[devlin@topspicy.social]

@sinituulia I wanna go full minotaur!

[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]

@devlin Perfectly respectable, sage nodding from me.

What coat colour of minotaur would you like to be?

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@sinituulia @catsalad
It's a common misconception, but oxen haven't actually ratified their constitution yet.