You are only allowed to vote in this poll if you are a #cat

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@benroyce "prove you're not a bot" but it's "prove you are a cat"

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@benroyce "click all squares that contain: chew toys" and it expects you to click on all of the power and USB cords

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@ricci

this technical problem was solved in the 1990s!

PawSense helps you catproof your computer, by protecting against cat typing but letting humans use the keyboard freely

(www.bitboost.com)

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@Bumblefish

Rob Ricci (@ricci@discuss.systems)

Attached: 1 image I will never understand what cats eat or why #CatsOfMastodon

discuss.systems (discuss.systems)

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@Bumblefish perhaps it is we who don't understand what we have done for the cats

[farah@beige.party]

@ricci Rude

[nomdeb@mstdn.social]

@ricci @gwozniak coincidentally https://infosec.exchange/@SecureOwl/116202763894435653

[akamran@indieweb.social]

@ricci voted on behalf of my cat's preference

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@akamran INVALID

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@akamran straighttojail.gif

[wobweger@mstdn.social]

@benroyce @ricci
sure and why should clear instructions even been followed, cat people do have free minds

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@wobweger @ricci

Well there's cats, and there's people. But I did not consider cat people. Carry on then

[sadlanigiro@metalhead.club]

@ricci Meow

[koushiniku@hachyderm.io]

@ricci oh no my dog voted

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@koushiniku your dog has committed internet crimes, the worst type of crime

[sanpan@mas.to]

@ricci @nomdeb C’mon what do you expect? Everybody knows cats don‘t do polls on the internet. They only ever post selfies.
You made a poll. What am I supposed to do? Not click it??? I wonder what more madness this tuesday will bring.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@sanpan @nomdeb The 82 people who have responded don't know this, apparently!

[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]

@benroyce @ricci

Meow ?

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

[mnf@mastodon.social]

@ricci Liars! *meow*

[sanpan@mas.to]

@ricci @nomdeb Are they people though? Or are they compulsive cats impersonating humans, whose cover you have just blown? This may have started as a poll, but the secret cat society is not an entity to be messed with...