You are only allowed to vote in this poll if you are a #cat

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@nomdeb 10 accounts have voted so far, they are either cats or LIARS

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@ricci you're just building a list of cats, aren't you

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@moira cats, liars, or both

[roytoo@mstdn.social]

@ricci
Not a cat, but if I were, I would vote:
Mysterious third choice

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@roytoo lint on floor

[roytoo@mstdn.social]

@ricci
Seems legit

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@roytoo to my cat

[dan@discuss.systems]

@ricci Miso asks “why can I only select one option in this poll?”

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@dan life's not fair, Miso

[dan@discuss.systems]

@ricci I polled our cats and:
- Pixel: poultry (freeze dried chicken), definitely
- Max: seafood (tuna), but only because dry-aged Wagyu beef is not an option
- Minion: poultry (turkey tendon) but he is afraid that his food is being drugged (it is)
- Miso: YES.

[sollat@masto.ai]

@roytoo @ricci
Forbidden plants and electrical cords.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@dan they only get individual votes if they have individual accounts

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@sollat @roytoo this person cats

[snorerot13@mstdn.social]

@ricci One of my cats got out this week and got lizard in her mouth before I caught her (the lizard was fine after I got her to drop it). Judging by how much she wants to get out again, I have a suggestion for another flavor.

[gwozniak@discuss.systems]

@ricci @nomdeb I had my cat do the clicking.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@gwozniak @nomdeb SOMEONE is doing it right

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@ricci

folks, Rob's instructions were quite clear

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@benroyce

some people are doing it right:

G. Wozniak (@gwozniak@discuss.systems)

@ricci @nomdeb@mstdn.social I had my cat do the clicking.

discuss.systems (discuss.systems)

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@ricci

completely unacceptable

i demand a rewrite of the mastodon ui to tell human vs feline input patterns

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@benroyce "prove you're not a bot" but it's "prove you are a cat"