I'm quite anxious, I worry about things.

[bugbear@indiepocalypse.social]

I'm quite anxious, I worry about things. Often thinking about the worst case scenarios.

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[dan@discuss.systems]

@bugbear my experience has always been that anyone who tries to soothe your anxiety by saying "come on, what's the worst thing that could possibly happen?" is just not creative enough

[dan@mastodon.durrans.com]

@bugbear I am worried I might run out of anxiety tokens. What happens when I reach the limit of the plan I am on?

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@bugbear I think I have an enterprise-scale contract. Do you have a sales rep I could talk to?

[theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social]

@bugbear wow, for you to be ready to scale your business after the last year means you must have built out amazing infrastructure. When do you IPO?

[zrail@hachyderm.io]

@bugbear I mean this is basically just therapy right?