I wonder if anyone has made any software to detect keysmashing

[vindo@mastodon.social]

@foone random access messaging

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@foone that's interesting because the extension code seems to make an attempt to sort by timesamp

exportMessages = messageData.messages
  .map((m) => new Message({ ...m }))
  .sort((a, b) =>
    sortByProperty(
      Object.assign(a, { date: new Date(a.timestamp) }),
      Object.assign(b, { date: new Date(b.timestamp) }),
      "date",
      sortOverride,
    ),
  );

[foone@digipres.club]

yep, sorting them by ID puts them in the right order.

so weird

[foone@digipres.club]

@gloriouscow the timestamp looks like it should sort properly, so... I don't know what's going on

[foone@digipres.club]

@gloriouscow I already wrote code to sort it anyway:

all_messages.sort(key=lambda m:m['id'])

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@foone i wonder if they did something like pass the results through an object instead of an array which will lose ordering

you're not nerd sniping me tonight though! NICE TRY

[foone@digipres.club]

I also need a way to detect "awawas" and the single key braincrash, like:
<kitten> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[foone@digipres.club]

@gloriouscow yes. lets all ignore this problem and not waste time on it. we all have bigger and more tropical fish to fry

[foone@digipres.club]

pip install bottom-chat

[foone@digipres.club]

hey look a keysmash generator, that's something:

Keysmash Generator - Online Keyboard Key Smashing Simulator

Tool for generating 'keysmashes', random keystrokes on the keyboard, keyboard smashing style, sometimes used as a way to show emotion (anger, frenzy, hilarity, etc.)

(www.dcode.fr)

[ben@mastodon.lubar.me]

@foone apt install hbottom

[psymar@unstable.systems]

@foone does the single key thing count if it's a live commentary on their actions

my mom and I had a cat who, while sleeping next to Mom in her recliner, would reach out in her sleep and type zzzzzzzzzzz

[foone@digipres.club]

@psymar nice. self-describing!

[fluffy@plush.city]

@foone it gave me poopqweqwe which sounds pretty fitting

[crystallinefire@app.wafrn.net]

perhaps you could look into whatever https://sk.lunya.pet/@keysmash is doing ?

[kirakira@furry.engineer]

@foone they could never automate bottoms away

[webframp@hachyderm.io]

@foone disc rub? SUS

[foone@digipres.club]

there's also a thing where people say lots of quick lines in a row, like:
<kitten> as
<kitten> gh
<kitten> buh
<kitten> jg

So I need to code it to look at timestamps too, and define some kind of threshold for sending a bunch of nonsensical mini-keysmashes in a row

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@foone are you making a sub detector

[nine@chitter.xyz]

@foone dammit now the ais are coming for hard working bottoms too?! /j