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#WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

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  • alicemcalicepants@ohai.socialA alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

    @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I once got some copy back from a (lovely, brilliant) academic who'd been promoted to Professor, so she'd find-and-replaced every instance of 'Dr' in the document, inventing the word 'professoriven' in the process 😁

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    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

      Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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      #28

      @cstross
      The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
      Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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      • illuminatus@mstdn.socialI illuminatus@mstdn.social

        @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

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        #29

        @Illuminatus @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

        Double!

        🤣

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        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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          #30

          @owent
          Soup adverts all over again.
          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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          • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

            @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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            #31

            @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

            May I assume that instead of dollars the bill was payed in puppetars?

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            • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

              @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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              #32

              @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

              No no no; "trousers" are plural, so the next line should be "Are they going to fall down?"

              <Cue custard pie fight>

              <Ahem>

              Sorry. 3:O(>

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              • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                @cstross
                The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                #33

                @towo @cstross

                Has anyone yet managed to parbreastion a disk?

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                • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                  @cstross
                  The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                  Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                  #34

                  @towo @cstross mixing this with the scunthorpe problem can lead to some amusement, such as buttbuttinating someone.

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                    Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                    #35

                    @cstross

                    I think the canonical example was a US newspaper - the New York Times, possibly - stating that the economy was "back in the African-American."

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                    • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                      @cstross
                      The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                      Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                      #36

                      @towo @cstross different, but not unrelated to the s****horpe problem.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                        Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                        #37

                        @cstross Always check for the word boundaries 😅

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                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Is there any course for refrock?

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                          • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                            @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                            @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                            • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                              @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                              #40

                              @blotosmetek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I heard about the book that replaced "mage" with Wizard" and someone ended up gazing at a painted iwizard...

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                              • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Blimey!

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