🚨WORK PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE🚨
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WORK PRODUCTIVITY UPDATEJust made a batch of Valencian orange chocolate hobnobs.
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WORK PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
Just made a batch of Valencian orange chocolate hobnobs.
@TheBreadmonkey top work!
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@TheBreadmonkey top work!
Now I just need someone to give me enough money to pay my bills for them. Are you interested in a cookie? For, saaaay..... ten grand? They are quite nice?
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Now I just need someone to give me enough money to pay my bills for them. Are you interested in a cookie? For, saaaay..... ten grand? They are quite nice?
@TheBreadmonkey I would quite like a cookie.
I'll send you ten grand microcents if you send me a cookie.
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@TheBreadmonkey I would quite like a cookie.
I'll send you ten grand microcents if you send me a cookie.
How grand are we talking?...
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How grand are we talking?...
@TheBreadmonkey
well, if there are 100 microcents to a $0.01, so 10 grand microcents is 100 x 100 microcents or 100 x $0.01, so that's $1.00. -
@TheBreadmonkey
well, if there are 100 microcents to a $0.01, so 10 grand microcents is 100 x 100 microcents or 100 x $0.01, so that's $1.00.I regret to inform you that I do not in fact find that very grand
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I regret to inform you that I do not in fact find that very grand
I expect the microcents are simply suffering from low self-esteem. Pump them up with unearned praise, smother them in unearned privilege, and then they’ll start to feel quite grand indeed, … then who knows how far they can go?
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