Hey, I'm planning to make some lockpicking kits for redteamtools.com that have an Alice-like aesthetic.
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* bear onesie not included
@alice @azonenberg NOOOOO!!!
But some cool, cute and awesome bear onesie selfies shipped with the bear kit?

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Hey, I'm planning to make some lockpicking kits for redteamtools.com that have an Alice-like aesthetic.
The goal is to make something that will be appealing to folx who like
emoji, and perform well enough to be part of security peeps' everyday carry.My design priorities are:
1. effective
2. cute
3. smol & lightweight
4. well made & reasonably pricedKit #1: "Bear Necessities" โ This kit is designed to open just about any pin-tumbler or warded lock you're likely come across (especially in the US).
> Two hooks, one rake, two turning tools, two warded picks, and a latch tool.
Kit #2: "Kid Sister / Brat" โ This kit is designed to open basically any diary, luggage, desk, cabinet, or other tiny lockโall while being small enough to hide in a lip gloss case. I wanted to make this one because not only do I love tiny locks, but also because they're everywhere and most lockpicking tools are too big to fit in their smol keyways.
> One slender short hook, one small turning tool, two little jigglersยน, one TSA007 key, and one handcuffยน key.
ยน get yer mind out of the gutter
@alice Awesome! Can't wait to sign up and enjoy the stares when I use a kit like that to open locks.

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@alice @azonenberg NOOOOO!!!
But some cool, cute and awesome bear onesie selfies shipped with the bear kit?

@tofuhuehnchen maybe I'll have to post a photo in the bear suit for each kit sold

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@alice This is a US only thing isn't it? I looked at their website last night after your purchase post. Granted it was late in this part of the world and I was struggling to see straight.
Based on that, I'm not going to vote, but all the very best with that.@spanghero if folx want it enough, I'm sure we can figure some way to get it to them.
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Hey, I'm planning to make some lockpicking kits for redteamtools.com that have an Alice-like aesthetic.
The goal is to make something that will be appealing to folx who like
emoji, and perform well enough to be part of security peeps' everyday carry.My design priorities are:
1. effective
2. cute
3. smol & lightweight
4. well made & reasonably pricedKit #1: "Bear Necessities" โ This kit is designed to open just about any pin-tumbler or warded lock you're likely come across (especially in the US).
> Two hooks, one rake, two turning tools, two warded picks, and a latch tool.
Kit #2: "Kid Sister / Brat" โ This kit is designed to open basically any diary, luggage, desk, cabinet, or other tiny lockโall while being small enough to hide in a lip gloss case. I wanted to make this one because not only do I love tiny locks, but also because they're everywhere and most lockpicking tools are too big to fit in their smol keyways.
> One slender short hook, one small turning tool, two little jigglersยน, one TSA007 key, and one handcuffยน key.
ยน get yer mind out of the gutter
I wish we were close enough that I could go to a class of yours if you ever have one.
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I wish we were close enough that I could go to a class of yours if you ever have one.
@chu check out #LearnLockpickingWithAlice, it's not a workshop, but it has some useful info.
Not sure where you're located, but B-Sides Luxembourg has showed interest in flying me over for their lockpicking village. (I'm just sketched out about crossing US borders while we have an actively evil dictator here)
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@tofuhuehnchen maybe I'll have to post a photo in the bear suit for each kit sold

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@spanghero if folx want it enough, I'm sure we can figure some way to get it to them.
@alice Thank you for taking the time to respond.
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Hey, I'm planning to make some lockpicking kits for redteamtools.com that have an Alice-like aesthetic.
The goal is to make something that will be appealing to folx who like
emoji, and perform well enough to be part of security peeps' everyday carry.My design priorities are:
1. effective
2. cute
3. smol & lightweight
4. well made & reasonably pricedKit #1: "Bear Necessities" โ This kit is designed to open just about any pin-tumbler or warded lock you're likely come across (especially in the US).
> Two hooks, one rake, two turning tools, two warded picks, and a latch tool.
Kit #2: "Kid Sister / Brat" โ This kit is designed to open basically any diary, luggage, desk, cabinet, or other tiny lockโall while being small enough to hide in a lip gloss case. I wanted to make this one because not only do I love tiny locks, but also because they're everywhere and most lockpicking tools are too big to fit in their smol keyways.
> One slender short hook, one small turning tool, two little jigglersยน, one TSA007 key, and one handcuffยน key.
ยน get yer mind out of the gutter
@alice@lgbtqia.space I love waking up to good news
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@chu check out #LearnLockpickingWithAlice, it's not a workshop, but it has some useful info.
Not sure where you're located, but B-Sides Luxembourg has showed interest in flying me over for their lockpicking village. (I'm just sketched out about crossing US borders while we have an actively evil dictator here)
As much as I like you, there's nothing that would compel me to step foot in the US right now. In fact, I barely went willingly since 9/11 and the border guards started treating all non white people with disdain. I last went for my bothers wedding over 10 years ago. Post 2016 I have not been at all. I'm crazy, not stupid.
I do not blame you one bit for not wanting to border cross.
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As much as I like you, there's nothing that would compel me to step foot in the US right now. In fact, I barely went willingly since 9/11 and the border guards started treating all non white people with disdain. I last went for my bothers wedding over 10 years ago. Post 2016 I have not been at all. I'm crazy, not stupid.
I do not blame you one bit for not wanting to border cross.
> I do not blame you one bit for not wanting to border cross.
Likewise. Shit is stupid here right now, and has been for a while. Their cruelty *is* the point. Fuck conservatives and the democrats they rode in on.

