Define #crocodileTears

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

Define #crocodileTears

An aggressor's sadness, fake or cluelessly entitled, because their aggression backfired

Example:

#Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" mocked a #police raid on his home (resulting in no charges)

They sued

Because "waah, my feelings"

One of the officers "cried" on the stand

Afroman won

And congratulations Afroman for reigniting your career

"I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my #freedomOfSpeech, turn my bad times into a good time"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/entertainment/afroman-lawsuit-lemon-pound-cake-cec

[nemo@mas.to]

@benroyce yay Afroman 🤩 dara dat dat dat da

[tlb73@topspicy.social]

@benroyce
That's refreshingly uplifting

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@TLB73

the political echelons of the #USA are dead and rotten

but the people can still get it right on smaller scale issues

now the question is if in the future the rot continues to extend further down, if MAGA grows

or if the people overturn the rot, if MAGA dies

#protest

#resist

#strike

and #vote!

you not voting is part of the rot, just as much as MAGA

all your reasons not to vote are fakery, some of it fed to you as a #troll #psyop on #socialMedia. don't buy the lying #cosplay shit

[tlb73@topspicy.social]

@benroyce
It's just as rotten here my friend.
But - dare I suggest I feel a twinge in my bones. A change has to happen. There are more of us than them and we need to learn to stand together.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@TLB73

i agree there will be a rally countereffect

i hope it is strong enough to bust this spell of disinfo and psyop so many weak minds have fallen under

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@benroyce Kyle Rittenhouse did better courtroom crying. If you're going to sway a jury, you have to really *sell* it. Really blubber. Let that snot stream down out of your nose. As Bill Murray taught it, you gotta think to yourself "My *dog* is *dead*!", because Afroman's videos are just *too funny*.

And now you're the deputy who cried because of a diss track. Oops. Sorry, Deputy Feefees.

[sarcasmalertmaybe@mstdn.social]

@benroyce
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.

[sam@chven.us]

I was going to watch some of the testimony, but then I got high

Just kidding, I saw some of where Afroman was being questioned and one of the policemen, and an ex of one of deputies.