I see that today @andrewnez has chosen violence.

[mhoye@cosocial.ca]

I see that today @andrewnez has chosen violence.

Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES

A series of unfortunate events.

Andrew Nesbitt (nesbitt.io)

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@mhoye @andrewnez Seems reasonable.

[multisn8@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@jbaggs @mhoye @andrewnez We should research more goat farming.

[skyr@chaos.social]

@mhoye @andrewnez I don't know what made me laugh more: The satiric CVE or the obviously automatically AI-generated renarration on some vendor's blog
https://sesamedisk.com/cve-2024-yikes-supply-chain-attack/

[andrewnez@mastodon.social]

@skyr @mhoye ‍️

[andrewnez@mastodon.social]

@skyr @mhoye this does give me a great idea for a follow up though

[skyr@chaos.social]

@andrewnez @mhoye and another one
https://thecodersblog.com/cve-2024-yikes-incident-report-2026/
"This isn’t a theoretical exercise; it’s a wake-up call" *GASP* can't.... breathe...

[andrewnez@mastodon.social]

@skyr @mhoye and people say that the security industry is dead, look at how fast these companies are responding!

[painteddurian@mstdn.social]

@mhoye @andrewnez
Me: lol -> wait is this real -> lol what was I thinking it is satire -> wait is this real (repeat 15 times)

[ivor@social.ivor.org]

@mhoye @andrewnez as all excellent satire, just slightly too close to the bone.
"The #incident-response Slack channel briefly pivots to a 45-message thread about whether “compromised” should be spelled with a ‘z’ in American English"... along with the Cambridge vs Oxford English factions pivoting to a separate argument whether compromise is actually derived from Greek.

[bjn@mstdn.social]

@PaintedDurian @mhoye @andrewnez You are not alone.

[petko@social.petko.me]

@skyr @andrewnez @mhoye this one smells like slop..

[mothwaves@void.lgbt]

@mhoye @andrewnez I know that's the point but this post just feels like a documentary

[msx@livellosegreto.it]

@mhoye @andrewnez wtf did i just read? It really happened?