Please read ALL directions before assembling your cat.

[david@fouroclockfarms.club]

@Natasha_Jay Cat repairer: “Yeah ya broke the glortch valve. It’ll be about two weeks, if I can get the parts.”

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay

i think it must be an ikea cat. i followed the instructions but wound up with a huge amount of extra fur...

[benthaloz@mstdn.ca]

@Natasha_Jay

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay This looks like exactly why I woke up with a kink in my neck the other evening.

[isol@mastodon.au]

@Natasha_Jay

UFC (Ubelievable Folding Cats) title belt winner (and loser) defeating themselves in the second round by Rear Naked Choke.

The referees are still discussing whether the loser should be the winner, because the loser didn't tap out, and the winner didn't release the choke even though the loser was clearly no longer defending themselves.

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@Natasha_Jay Just be glad you don't have an odd piece left over... sheesh.

[subtruth@mamot.fr]

@Natasha_Jay (self) Mixed Martial Cat

[chrisp65_3@social.vivaldi.net]

@Natasha_Jay

Yoga-Übung: ruhender Knoten

[elaterite@mastoart.social]

@Natasha_Jay Good grief!

[kernpanik@chaos.social]

@Natasha_Jay It is customary in the Fediverse to credit an image source when you post content that is not your own.

[zboul@piaille.fr]

@Natasha_Jay Yoga Cat!

[iamlayer8@mastodon.social]

@distinctdipole
So we can mark today as the discovery of the Klein Cat.

@Natasha_Jay

[marionkarle@framapiaf.org]

@Natasha_Jay I have the same cat at home !