Yes but *where*

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@lightweight @ethanschoonover never need a can opener

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad @ethanschoonover .... Like all body hair?

[darcmoughty@infosec.exchange]

@ethanschoonover presumably in their mouths?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Brushing your teeth is about to get fun. Waxing is about to get weird.

[a@852260996.91268476.xyz]

@ethanschoonover@mastodon.social rule 34

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad @ethanschoonover anyone know a good dentist that can do a Brazilian?

[wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com]

@ethanschoonover just get 'em growing wherever, then transplant 'em

[vadhakara@mastodon.social]

@ethanschoonover Wherever is fine with me as long as they end up in my mouth and relatively straight

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Butt floss doing double duty.

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@ethanschoonover people all up for it until they learn the term "dermoid cyst".

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

Go from this: 🫈

To this:

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad @ethanschoonover that's fine, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover After the day we all had, why would you?

[maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town]

@cR0w @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover you have to go inside

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@maddiefuzz @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Awww, five more minutes?

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@cR0w @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

[salty@mastodon.nz]

@ethanschoonover Mad Scientist: ... Where do you want 'em?

[rajiv@infosec.exchange]

@ethanschoonover

[maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town]

@cR0w @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover you have to go *inside*

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@maddiefuzz @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

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