i spoke to my dad on the phone a bit ago.
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"we'll lessen the number of folks if y'all leave us alone and just let us kidnap & harass you, we pwomise
"[bugs bunny] doooooon't yooooou beeeee-lieve iiiiiiit! [/bugs bunny] ain't no paper bags of money up here for you son, GTFOOHWTBS! #MNastodon
https://www.minnpost.com/metro/2026/01/trumps-border-czar-suggests-a-possible-drawdown-in-minnesota-but-only-after-cooperation/ -
@deliberately_me …oh, his *own* vomit. oh well
Although, the article doesn't say one way or the other that he *didn't* have other peoples' puke on him, so I can hope!!
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@deliberately_me …oh, his *own* vomit. oh well
Although, the article doesn't say one way or the other that he *didn't* have other peoples' puke on him, so I can hope!!
@Sharksonaplane thankfully he didn't hit & kill anybody but still...he shoulda just chosen to simply resign and go back home to get shittered in his own house! like wtf...
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for the love of shinders, if i see one more post On Here
with fucking AI-generated shit about something that supposedly happened here in minneapolis that keeps being re-tooted...ionn give a shit if it's supposedly humorous or whatever, *it's still misinfo. do NOT share the shit.* get angry with yr deity of choice, don't get angry with me. misinformation is misinformation, humorous or not!
th' fuck is wrong with folks...
sincerely,
a minneapolis resident
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uhhh did the groundhog also say that ICE is gonna be outta here soon? i'm asking for the city.
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it's a start, but ALL of these assbags need to go *today!*
don't let this shit deter you into thinking you need to hang up yr whistle...until ICE is outta here, keep on keepin' on. don't get comfy just yet.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/700-immigration-officers-to-leave-minnesota-immediately-homan-announces -
it's a start, but ALL of these assbags need to go *today!*
don't let this shit deter you into thinking you need to hang up yr whistle...until ICE is outta here, keep on keepin' on. don't get comfy just yet.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/700-immigration-officers-to-leave-minnesota-immediately-homan-announcesit's gonna be in the mid-30s *above* zero off n'on for the next while. i ain't even gonna be able to go out and enjoy the shit! dammit
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a fucking state patrol helicopter's circling my neighborhood for some reason. go away!
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a fucking state patrol helicopter's circling my neighborhood for some reason. go away!
LRT: homegirl's story about how they treated her is EXACTLY why i got my ass at home. the feds obviously weren't trained on how to treat any disabled folks they kidnap or come across while they here doing they dirt. they don't give a shit about *no one* here. i'm traumatized enough and i don't need shit else to add on to it by running into ICE.
aliya's story makes me wonder about the other disabled people who've run into these assjacks, cuz you know she ain't the only one unfortunately.
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LRT: homegirl's story about how they treated her is EXACTLY why i got my ass at home. the feds obviously weren't trained on how to treat any disabled folks they kidnap or come across while they here doing they dirt. they don't give a shit about *no one* here. i'm traumatized enough and i don't need shit else to add on to it by running into ICE.
aliya's story makes me wonder about the other disabled people who've run into these assjacks, cuz you know she ain't the only one unfortunately.
just when i thought that minneapolis had begun to lose some of its seediness due to gentrification...they throwing cheap rubber/silicone dildos at law enforcement & ICE officers to freak them out and it's absolutely glorious. it's a shame that sexworld closed up last year cuz you know they definitely woulda had *hella* ammunition for this sorta thing.
shout-out to smitten kitten for providing the cheap silicone dicks *for* these cheap dicks. careful tho, hopefully they don't shoot anybody for this shit!
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just when i thought that minneapolis had begun to lose some of its seediness due to gentrification...they throwing cheap rubber/silicone dildos at law enforcement & ICE officers to freak them out and it's absolutely glorious. it's a shame that sexworld closed up last year cuz you know they definitely woulda had *hella* ammunition for this sorta thing.
shout-out to smitten kitten for providing the cheap silicone dicks *for* these cheap dicks. careful tho, hopefully they don't shoot anybody for this shit!
@deliberately_me I saw some wackadoo on Reddit being like "we need to stay nonviolent" BRO, CHUCKING SILICONE DICKS AT COPS IS A NONVIOLENT TACTIC. i swear to god so many people have no idea what nonviolence even *is*.
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@deliberately_me I saw some wackadoo on Reddit being like "we need to stay nonviolent" BRO, CHUCKING SILICONE DICKS AT COPS IS A NONVIOLENT TACTIC. i swear to god so many people have no idea what nonviolence even *is*.
@shinealittlelove omfg, mpls reddit...it continuously teeters between Helpful News and Shuddup And Go Sit Your Scaredy Ass Down Someplace
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@shinealittlelove omfg, mpls reddit...it continuously teeters between Helpful News and Shuddup And Go Sit Your Scaredy Ass Down Someplace
@deliberately_me that is a perfect description lmaoooo
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just when i thought that minneapolis had begun to lose some of its seediness due to gentrification...they throwing cheap rubber/silicone dildos at law enforcement & ICE officers to freak them out and it's absolutely glorious. it's a shame that sexworld closed up last year cuz you know they definitely woulda had *hella* ammunition for this sorta thing.
shout-out to smitten kitten for providing the cheap silicone dicks *for* these cheap dicks. careful tho, hopefully they don't shoot anybody for this shit!
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just when i thought that minneapolis had begun to lose some of its seediness due to gentrification...they throwing cheap rubber/silicone dildos at law enforcement & ICE officers to freak them out and it's absolutely glorious. it's a shame that sexworld closed up last year cuz you know they definitely woulda had *hella* ammunition for this sorta thing.
shout-out to smitten kitten for providing the cheap silicone dicks *for* these cheap dicks. careful tho, hopefully they don't shoot anybody for this shit!
[multi-tracked harmony]
free-dom waaaaaannnnnng~ [/multi-tracked harmony] 
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[multi-tracked harmony]
free-dom waaaaaannnnnng~ [/multi-tracked harmony] @deliberately_me I love how cruise-missile-like the dildo looks in this picture.
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[multi-tracked harmony]
free-dom waaaaaannnnnng~ [/multi-tracked harmony] 
uhh...i'ma need more info/clarification. guess we gon' wait till the end of the week. we don't want no "reduction", they need to "get the fuck out"! #MNastodon
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/10/walz-predicts-big-reduction-in-federal-immigration-agents-within-days -
uhh...i'ma need more info/clarification. guess we gon' wait till the end of the week. we don't want no "reduction", they need to "get the fuck out"! #MNastodon
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/10/walz-predicts-big-reduction-in-federal-immigration-agents-within-days@deliberately_me also, like, i don't just want them out; i want them ABOLISHED
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@deliberately_me also, like, i don't just want them out; i want them ABOLISHED
@deliberately_me and all our neighbors they abducted brought HOME
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uhh...i'ma need more info/clarification. guess we gon' wait till the end of the week. we don't want no "reduction", they need to "get the fuck out"! #MNastodon
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/10/walz-predicts-big-reduction-in-federal-immigration-agents-within-daysthey gonna have a press conference here in a couple hours (8 a.m. U.S. central time) about whether or not these assbastards are leaving or whatever. put out some good vibes to the universe for minnesota in hopes that this violence will cease!
#MNastodon
