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Ok, I’m about to go out and build cucumber cages, but before I do, I need to scream into the void.

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  • missconstrue@mefi.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    Ok, I’m about to go out and build cucumber cages, but before I do, I need to scream into the void. #Republicans, AKA #GuardiansOfPedophiles, are going on national press furious that 15 year old girls aren’t getting pregnant. They’re mad because teenagers aren’t fulfilling their Handmaid Tale fantasies.

    Tell me who you are, without telling me.

    I got a PhD focused on feminist bioethics, because women were/are significantly disadvantaged in the medical system.

    One of the greatest accomplishments of the last 25 years has been reducing teen pregnancy to 11 from 68 per 1000 children giving birth. And this infuriates them, because they want girls trapped by the full time job and threat of poverty that is motherhood in the USA.

    I’m am so angry about this….i cannot even. Children shouldn’t have children. It’s not fucking rocket science. Also, quit trying to fuck children, you #GOP monsters.

    (Aside, it would appear that HRT has returned my fury. Beware, those who vex me!)

    artcollisions@vis.socialA albinanigans@blackqueer.lifeA johns_priv@mastodon.socialJ maddad@mastodon.worldM 4 Replies Last reply
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    • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

      Ok, I’m about to go out and build cucumber cages, but before I do, I need to scream into the void. #Republicans, AKA #GuardiansOfPedophiles, are going on national press furious that 15 year old girls aren’t getting pregnant. They’re mad because teenagers aren’t fulfilling their Handmaid Tale fantasies.

      Tell me who you are, without telling me.

      I got a PhD focused on feminist bioethics, because women were/are significantly disadvantaged in the medical system.

      One of the greatest accomplishments of the last 25 years has been reducing teen pregnancy to 11 from 68 per 1000 children giving birth. And this infuriates them, because they want girls trapped by the full time job and threat of poverty that is motherhood in the USA.

      I’m am so angry about this….i cannot even. Children shouldn’t have children. It’s not fucking rocket science. Also, quit trying to fuck children, you #GOP monsters.

      (Aside, it would appear that HRT has returned my fury. Beware, those who vex me!)

      artcollisions@vis.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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      @MissConstrue Curious to hear how your HRT journey goes!

      I am currently exhausted ... I think it's from the overwhelming panic.

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        @SrRochardBunson I saw like five different gop mouthpieces say almost word for word the same message; it is tragic that birth control has reduced teen pregnancy to almost zero.

        The Abandoned Victorian doll haunted by unrepentant nazis called Stephen Miller convinced a human woman (allegedly) to spawn with him, and she’s has a podcast (of course she does), that was the launching pad for this campaign of Impregnate All The Teens.

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        • artcollisions@vis.socialA artcollisions@vis.social

          @MissConstrue Curious to hear how your HRT journey goes!

          I am currently exhausted ... I think it's from the overwhelming panic.

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          @artcollisions it’s a firehouse of trauma, hitting you constantly. It’s so hard to not just lie down and hope for it to pass. I know. It’s a struggle every damn day to just put on pants.

          You’re an artist. Take a day. Go art. Get it out, all the pressure you’re holding, give it a name and let it have its own existence outside your head.

          I love you bunches. We’re gonna make it. 🫂🤘🔥

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          • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

            @artcollisions it’s a firehouse of trauma, hitting you constantly. It’s so hard to not just lie down and hope for it to pass. I know. It’s a struggle every damn day to just put on pants.

            You’re an artist. Take a day. Go art. Get it out, all the pressure you’re holding, give it a name and let it have its own existence outside your head.

            I love you bunches. We’re gonna make it. 🫂🤘🔥

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            @MissConstrue ❤ Thanks! It's also hot as balls here, and even though I'm inside, it somehow increases my torpor.

            The panic button is getting worn out. It's true.

            Hmmm, I hadn't thought about channeling the current feelings into something. I will think on that. After I nap.

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            • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

              Ok, I’m about to go out and build cucumber cages, but before I do, I need to scream into the void. #Republicans, AKA #GuardiansOfPedophiles, are going on national press furious that 15 year old girls aren’t getting pregnant. They’re mad because teenagers aren’t fulfilling their Handmaid Tale fantasies.

              Tell me who you are, without telling me.

              I got a PhD focused on feminist bioethics, because women were/are significantly disadvantaged in the medical system.

              One of the greatest accomplishments of the last 25 years has been reducing teen pregnancy to 11 from 68 per 1000 children giving birth. And this infuriates them, because they want girls trapped by the full time job and threat of poverty that is motherhood in the USA.

              I’m am so angry about this….i cannot even. Children shouldn’t have children. It’s not fucking rocket science. Also, quit trying to fuck children, you #GOP monsters.

              (Aside, it would appear that HRT has returned my fury. Beware, those who vex me!)

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              @MissConstrue

              did cucumbers vex you? is this why you're creating cages for them?

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              • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

                Ok, I’m about to go out and build cucumber cages, but before I do, I need to scream into the void. #Republicans, AKA #GuardiansOfPedophiles, are going on national press furious that 15 year old girls aren’t getting pregnant. They’re mad because teenagers aren’t fulfilling their Handmaid Tale fantasies.

                Tell me who you are, without telling me.

                I got a PhD focused on feminist bioethics, because women were/are significantly disadvantaged in the medical system.

                One of the greatest accomplishments of the last 25 years has been reducing teen pregnancy to 11 from 68 per 1000 children giving birth. And this infuriates them, because they want girls trapped by the full time job and threat of poverty that is motherhood in the USA.

                I’m am so angry about this….i cannot even. Children shouldn’t have children. It’s not fucking rocket science. Also, quit trying to fuck children, you #GOP monsters.

                (Aside, it would appear that HRT has returned my fury. Beware, those who vex me!)

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                @MissConstrue WTAF!
                I'll never understand how some people can look at this and think "yeah, that's my guy, I'll vote for him", instead of, you know, being incensed by the feeling of wanting to throw them to the sun.

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                • albinanigans@blackqueer.lifeA albinanigans@blackqueer.life

                  @MissConstrue

                  did cucumbers vex you? is this why you're creating cages for them?

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                  @albinanigans Look man, do you want triffids? Cause uncaged cucumbers are how you get triffids.

                  Edit to change I cage to uncaged, which Apple autocorrected…but honestly funny either way, so… but I am not in fact, that I know of, planting triffids)

                  🤣🤘🏼💃

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                  • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

                    Ok, I’m about to go out and build cucumber cages, but before I do, I need to scream into the void. #Republicans, AKA #GuardiansOfPedophiles, are going on national press furious that 15 year old girls aren’t getting pregnant. They’re mad because teenagers aren’t fulfilling their Handmaid Tale fantasies.

                    Tell me who you are, without telling me.

                    I got a PhD focused on feminist bioethics, because women were/are significantly disadvantaged in the medical system.

                    One of the greatest accomplishments of the last 25 years has been reducing teen pregnancy to 11 from 68 per 1000 children giving birth. And this infuriates them, because they want girls trapped by the full time job and threat of poverty that is motherhood in the USA.

                    I’m am so angry about this….i cannot even. Children shouldn’t have children. It’s not fucking rocket science. Also, quit trying to fuck children, you #GOP monsters.

                    (Aside, it would appear that HRT has returned my fury. Beware, those who vex me!)

                    maddad@mastodon.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @MissConstrue

                    👏 👏 👏 👏 ✊

                    Thank you

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                    • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

                      @SrRochardBunson I saw like five different gop mouthpieces say almost word for word the same message; it is tragic that birth control has reduced teen pregnancy to almost zero.

                      The Abandoned Victorian doll haunted by unrepentant nazis called Stephen Miller convinced a human woman (allegedly) to spawn with him, and she’s has a podcast (of course she does), that was the launching pad for this campaign of Impregnate All The Teens.

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                      @MissConstrue @SrRochardBunson
                      >The Abandoned Victorian doll haunted by unrepentant nazis called Stephen Miller

                      😯😂🤣

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                      • missconstrue@mefi.socialM missconstrue@mefi.social

                        @SrRochardBunson I saw like five different gop mouthpieces say almost word for word the same message; it is tragic that birth control has reduced teen pregnancy to almost zero.

                        The Abandoned Victorian doll haunted by unrepentant nazis called Stephen Miller convinced a human woman (allegedly) to spawn with him, and she’s has a podcast (of course she does), that was the launching pad for this campaign of Impregnate All The Teens.

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                        @MissConstrue @SrRochardBunson

                        https://jessica.substack.com/p/republicans-want-an-increase-in-teen

                        https://www.jezebel.com/republicans-are-mad-teen-pregnancies-are-down

                        https://jessica.substack.com/p/teen-tradwife-abortion-2026

                        Children make the perfect victims of abuse for the GOP's Epstein Class.
                        https://www.masslive.com/politics/2024/05/nh-lawmaker-opposes-new-marriage-bill-says-teens-are-of-ripe-fertile-age.html

                        https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/republican-lawmakers-child-marriage-abortion-1235018777/

                        They're deliberately kept ignorant of a world that preys on them.
                        https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2025-11-12/la-na-epstein-trump

                        https://bridgemi.com/talent-education/after-sex-ed-controversy-gop-seeks-more-control-over-michigan-classrooms/

                        https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/turning-point-usas-high-school-push-gop-states-132049374

                        https://www.ms.now/opinion/msnbc-opinion/sex-education-belongs-schools-republicans-want-it-out-n1295332

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                          @MissConstrue @SrRochardBunson

                          https://jessica.substack.com/p/republicans-want-an-increase-in-teen

                          https://www.jezebel.com/republicans-are-mad-teen-pregnancies-are-down

                          https://jessica.substack.com/p/teen-tradwife-abortion-2026

                          Children make the perfect victims of abuse for the GOP's Epstein Class.
                          https://www.masslive.com/politics/2024/05/nh-lawmaker-opposes-new-marriage-bill-says-teens-are-of-ripe-fertile-age.html

                          https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/republican-lawmakers-child-marriage-abortion-1235018777/

                          They're deliberately kept ignorant of a world that preys on them.
                          https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2025-11-12/la-na-epstein-trump

                          https://bridgemi.com/talent-education/after-sex-ed-controversy-gop-seeks-more-control-over-michigan-classrooms/

                          https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/turning-point-usas-high-school-push-gop-states-132049374

                          https://www.ms.now/opinion/msnbc-opinion/sex-education-belongs-schools-republicans-want-it-out-n1295332

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                          Age verification (or age-gating) laws generally require online services to check, estimate, or verify all users’ ages—often through invasive tools like ID checks, biometric scans, or other dubious “age estimation” methods—before granting them access to certain online content or services.  Governments in the U.S. and around the world are increasingly adopting these restrictive

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                          Teen pregnancy is a ticket to lifetime poverty because it interrupts education.
                          https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/486917/can-the-us-end-teen-pregnancy/

                          https://www.apa.org/topics/socioeconomic-status/poverty-hunger-homelessness-children

                          https://www.aecf.org/blog/teen-birth-rates-and-educational-outcomes

                          Republicans hate educated women because they provide a source of counter-narratives to the party line.
                          https://www.tpr.org/podcast/the-source/2025-12-17/nursing-no-longer-considered-a-professional-degree-by-trump-administration

                          https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/04/federal-judge-blocks-trumps-admissions-data-push-in-17-states-00859169

                          https://www.hrw.org/news/2025/05/07/trump-spurs-global-rollback-rights-women-and-girls

                          Every fascist tries to get eugenicist motherhood policies like Lebensborn

                          https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/04/trump-motherhood-medal-pronatalist-nazi/

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn

                          https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/harsh-nazi-parenting-guidelines-may-still-affect-german-children-of-today1/

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                            Teen pregnancy is a ticket to lifetime poverty because it interrupts education.
                            https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/486917/can-the-us-end-teen-pregnancy/

                            https://www.apa.org/topics/socioeconomic-status/poverty-hunger-homelessness-children

                            https://www.aecf.org/blog/teen-birth-rates-and-educational-outcomes

                            Republicans hate educated women because they provide a source of counter-narratives to the party line.
                            https://www.tpr.org/podcast/the-source/2025-12-17/nursing-no-longer-considered-a-professional-degree-by-trump-administration

                            https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/04/federal-judge-blocks-trumps-admissions-data-push-in-17-states-00859169

                            https://www.hrw.org/news/2025/05/07/trump-spurs-global-rollback-rights-women-and-girls

                            Every fascist tries to get eugenicist motherhood policies like Lebensborn

                            https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/04/trump-motherhood-medal-pronatalist-nazi/

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn

                            https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/harsh-nazi-parenting-guidelines-may-still-affect-german-children-of-today1/

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                            https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/lebensborn-program

                            https://www.jezebel.com/infamous-pronatalist-proposes-nazi-like-medals-for-moms-who-have-6-kids

                            https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/nazi-propaganda-trump-white-house-dhs-kristi-noem-social-media/

                            The children of such programs became child soldiers & cannon fodder
                            https://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/hitleryouth/hj-boy-soldiers.htm

                            https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180123-how-the-children-of-nazi-germany-remember-world-war-two

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_use_of_children_in_World_War_II

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother

                            Republicans want to maintain a source of low wage workers.
                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_women

                            Policies of Immiseration accomplish the 2nd class citizens profitable to billionaires.

                            https://newrepublic.com/article/205897/trump-higher-education-attack-women

                            https://nwlc.org/resource/donald-trumps-first-100-days-of-project-2025-harms-to-women-girls-and-lgbtqi-people/

                            https://www.aclu.org/news/womens-rights/trump-is-trying-to-reverse-crucial-strides-in-womens-rights-movement

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                              https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/lebensborn-program

                              https://www.jezebel.com/infamous-pronatalist-proposes-nazi-like-medals-for-moms-who-have-6-kids

                              https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/nazi-propaganda-trump-white-house-dhs-kristi-noem-social-media/

                              The children of such programs became child soldiers & cannon fodder
                              https://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/hitleryouth/hj-boy-soldiers.htm

                              https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180123-how-the-children-of-nazi-germany-remember-world-war-two

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_use_of_children_in_World_War_II

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother

                              Republicans want to maintain a source of low wage workers.
                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_women

                              Policies of Immiseration accomplish the 2nd class citizens profitable to billionaires.

                              https://newrepublic.com/article/205897/trump-higher-education-attack-women

                              https://nwlc.org/resource/donald-trumps-first-100-days-of-project-2025-harms-to-women-girls-and-lgbtqi-people/

                              https://www.aclu.org/news/womens-rights/trump-is-trying-to-reverse-crucial-strides-in-womens-rights-movement

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                              @Npars01

                              In the photo, the one on the left, there, kneeling to look at the ground, the one with dark hair, is that Stephen Miller?

                              Of course I know it's not. Stephen would have been hustled off to the gas ovens immediately. It's only his brain that's a reincarnation of one of the people in this picture, and Stephen doesn't even have the beard.

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