The ginger sir Kerv last night, multiple hours before he decided to get possessed with Ceaseless Crimes and kept me up until about five in the morning.
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The thing about Karvinen is that I love him and he's a lot of work. He's very clever and will often just humour me when I ask him to do something, and knows multiple words and commands and gestures... But then he decides he wants to nap right on top of my chest and tramples on my sore tiddies and I try to move him away, and he's like "Bitch. I absolutely WILL sleep on your chest whether you want it or not, I must be next to your face" and then gets upset and cranky when I don't let him, and uses all of that clever to be insufferable instead.
"Mother. I seem to remember that last summer you were annoyed that I climbed into the sink to mess with the mug water. I shall now do it at three in the morning, to express my emotions."
"Oh you have put some bowls and such on the counter, to stop me from jumping on there? I'll raise you all these bowls knocked into the sink instead."
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"Mother. I seem to remember that last summer you were annoyed that I climbed into the sink to mess with the mug water. I shall now do it at three in the morning, to express my emotions."
"Oh you have put some bowls and such on the counter, to stop me from jumping on there? I'll raise you all these bowls knocked into the sink instead."
"...mother. Mother, you simply must consider that I remember where you hid that plastic bag I like to lick, under this laundry, and I am strong enough to drag that laundry onto the floor to lick it again. And that I know I'll be fast enough about it that you won't be able to stop me even if you hear me whilst in bed.
Yes, yes I do know it's four in the morning, what of it?" -
"...mother. Mother, you simply must consider that I remember where you hid that plastic bag I like to lick, under this laundry, and I am strong enough to drag that laundry onto the floor to lick it again. And that I know I'll be fast enough about it that you won't be able to stop me even if you hear me whilst in bed.
Yes, yes I do know it's four in the morning, what of it?""Ah, my sweet little brother, settling down to nap next to me. Would a real... Real shame if I looked directly at you and then bat him in the face. Directly in the face, mother."
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"Ah, my sweet little brother, settling down to nap next to me. Would a real... Real shame if I looked directly at you and then bat him in the face. Directly in the face, mother."
Eventually he fell asleep on my stomach instead and this apparently was close enough for him. At a little past five. What a little bastard!
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"Ah, my sweet little brother, settling down to nap next to me. Would a real... Real shame if I looked directly at you and then bat him in the face. Directly in the face, mother."
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Oy did that to Boomer last night! She was in front of the couch, and kitten locked eyes with Wife then reached out and open-paw slapped Boo right in the face. -
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Oy did that to Boomer last night! She was in front of the couch, and kitten locked eyes with Wife then reached out and open-paw slapped Boo right in the face.@silvermoon82 Cats! Ah, they're such people. It's kind of funny later even if it wasn't in the moment.
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Eventually he fell asleep on my stomach instead and this apparently was close enough for him. At a little past five. What a little bastard!
@sinituulia Crimes indeed !
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@sinituulia Crimes indeed !
@TheOtterDragon He is the worst and I love him so much
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"Mother. I seem to remember that last summer you were annoyed that I climbed into the sink to mess with the mug water. I shall now do it at three in the morning, to express my emotions."
"Oh you have put some bowls and such on the counter, to stop me from jumping on there? I'll raise you all these bowls knocked into the sink instead."
@sinituulia I mean, it's :3 in the morning, it *is* cat crime time! -
The thing about Karvinen is that I love him and he's a lot of work. He's very clever and will often just humour me when I ask him to do something, and knows multiple words and commands and gestures... But then he decides he wants to nap right on top of my chest and tramples on my sore tiddies and I try to move him away, and he's like "Bitch. I absolutely WILL sleep on your chest whether you want it or not, I must be next to your face" and then gets upset and cranky when I don't let him, and uses all of that clever to be insufferable instead.
@sinituulia our feline children. So crimey.
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The ginger sir Kerv last night, multiple hours before he decided to get possessed with Ceaseless Crimes and kept me up until about five in the morning.
@sinituulia In glorious high-def!
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@sinituulia In glorious high-def!
@sindarina So many pixels available to me...
Sure, I can't turn the automatic sharpening off and it will probably be a bit weird on very low light images... But wow will it need to get dark before that
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@sindarina So many pixels available to me...
Sure, I can't turn the automatic sharpening off and it will probably be a bit weird on very low light images... But wow will it need to get dark before that
@sinituulia There's probably some camera apps available that allow for more control, just like Halide or Obscura on the iPhone, etc.?
Obligatory reminder that we will happily sing awww for any picture, though
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The thing about Karvinen is that I love him and he's a lot of work. He's very clever and will often just humour me when I ask him to do something, and knows multiple words and commands and gestures... But then he decides he wants to nap right on top of my chest and tramples on my sore tiddies and I try to move him away, and he's like "Bitch. I absolutely WILL sleep on your chest whether you want it or not, I must be next to your face" and then gets upset and cranky when I don't let him, and uses all of that clever to be insufferable instead.
You have been a very naughty human, not letting him sleep on you where he wants to, and you must be punished
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