This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
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Damn! Posted this yesterday as I found it funny, but nothing prepared me for the howling laughter I would get from the comments
@dazfuller the course page has been updated; I don't see this image in there.
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@dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/
@thezeronine@mastodon.pnpde.social @dazfuller@mstdn.social wow that is way more clearly stolen then I thought, damn
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@dazfuller @dallo @jedbrown I checked the dates in my CV
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@itgrrl @dazfuller this almost made me choke on my covfefe thanks
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller -squints- I think his name might be Tirm
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller But you know what they mean if you already know what they teach on that page! So why be so picky?
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@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/
@jedbrown@hachyderm.io @dazfuller@mstdn.social Thank you... I knew it was incredibly familiar, but the familiar version, felt like it was not too bad (hey it may not be perfect, but it's certainly not confusing like, "hey what why huh..."). Much appreciated.
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@moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us
Maybe they're thinking themselves onto existence.
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@dazfuller The morging and continvoucliousity is the "major featue for next release" ofc. Not sure when that will happen since the chart doesn't seem to know whether it's coming or going....
@be0ba @dazfuller It will happen early in last month. Aren't you going to have paid attention?
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@thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"
@thibaultmol @dazfuller That diagram, that branching model, fascinated me back then - I only learned of git c.2010 and have always loved using it.
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@itgrrl @dazfuller Tim says it best.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller I used to be an author of Learn modules. It was a few years ago, but I think they were moving heavily into AI produced documentation. I think this proves it. So sad.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller check out my new git flow diagram!
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@dazfuller I used to be an author of Learn modules. It was a few years ago, but I think they were moving heavily into AI produced documentation. I think this proves it. So sad.
@phils it really is, I used to point to these documents as a gold standard
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@dazfuller check out my new git flow diagram!
@ipsavitsky this is way more understandable and clearly identifies the same pain points
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@phils it really is, I used to point to these documents as a gold standard
@dazfuller I was very proud to have worked on them
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller the Microsoft project manager was tagged on the post on bluesky and he took it down in like an hour
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@dazfuller the Microsoft project manager was tagged on the post on bluesky and he took it down in like an hour
@liaizon damn! As funny as this is, I love that responsiveness. Could have gone down the "we'll review in due course" route, but impressed that he didn't
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@aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated
@dazfuller @munin to ensure this occurs, all we must do is begin to use the verb in spoken and written exchanges. See: @pluralistic’s “enshittification”.
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@dazfuller as I shared with @munin
I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as
morg / mɔrg /
verb
to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon mergeUse in a sentence
*After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*@aleciabatson
Although a native English speaker, I lack sufficient technical background to understand this sentence, so I submitted it to Perplexity for translation, and now I have some idea of what you are talking about.
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