*skateboards into computing job interview

[thejessiekirk@ohai.social]

*strolls into computing job interview

Interviewer: "Why are you wearing a bra on your head?"

Me: "Ceremonial."

[thejessiekirk@ohai.social]

Honestly, referencing old sci-fi should get you an IT job.

[kats@chaosfem.tw]

@thejessiekirk "Ma'am, the next candidate is here. But you should know that when she sat in the waiting area, she called someone and just said 'down and safe'."
"Send her in. Sounds like we just found our new sysadmin."

[kitten@social.elizabeth.cat]

@thejessiekirk so say we all

[eliza@chaosfem.tw]

@kitten @thejessiekirk

*crumbles into dust*

[thejessiekirk@ohai.social]

@kitten By your command.

[eliza@chaosfem.tw]

@thejessiekirk @kitten

Be Seeing You

[kats@chaosfem.tw]

@eliza I am not a number!
@thejessiekirk @kitten

[eliza@chaosfem.tw]

@KatS

I just bought some action dollies

@thejessiekirk @kitten

[bazkie@beige.party]

@thejessiekirk

[captmikeyates@tech.lgbt]

@KatS @thejessiekirk But Blake was often way too premature in reporting he was "Down and safe"

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@eliza @KatS @thejessiekirk @kitten “Yes, it *does* have to follow me ominously into the interview, this is my emotional support Rover”

[eliza@chaosfem.tw]

@crowbriarhexe @KatS @thejessiekirk @kitten

[mewsleah@meow.social]

@KatS @eliza @thejessiekirk @kitten it's a cookbook!

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@thejessiekirk many years ago i learned our Phone System Guy had no SF back ground.
I kept making references to THEM that me an the Ancient PC guy and my Boss got, but he didn’t.
He went Jesus School to Jesus College ROTC to Air Force Academy with a high Jesus social group.

One of those Dotcom guys back in the day who got lucky and did Phone Systems and Switches for extra bucks for his legal fees.

If their was a Boys version of Epstein Rape Island he’d have a Seasonal Pass

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@thejessiekirk @nasamuffin "software ninja? Oh dear, I must be mistaken, I'm here for the software ronin position"

[alessandro@mstdn.ca]

@SnoopJ @thejessiekirk @nasamuffin

Wouldn't a Ronin by definition be self-employed?