How is the rate of fresh hells somehow accelerating?

[batkaren@mastodon.online]

How is the rate of fresh hells somehow accelerating?

Did someone fall asleep on the fresh-hell-generator lever?

[plasticine_era@mastodon.social]

@batkaren Only the freshest of fresh hells picked immediately and shipped directly to your door.

[boelder@shakedown.social]

@batkaren

I knew when we discovered why all the fresh hells kept happening every day, we'd find out on Mastodon...

[albnelson@beige.party]

@batkaren AI generates them at scale now

[arisummerland@beige.party]

@plasticine_era @batkaren the freshest ARTISINAL hells, no less!

[daveflater@infosec.exchange]

@batkaren can we get rid of that thing and whoever drug it in here please

[punishmenthurts@autistics.life]

@batkaren
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yes

[viss@mastodon.social]

@batkaren it all started happening after the spate of cern collider stuff 10 years ago. its shifted us into another reality