"I enjoy life; I might almost say that with every year that passes I enjoy it more."
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@gdinwiddie We make choices in this game, not necessarily good choices
@michelestrider @gdinwiddie game? ... Uhhh... Yeah, game.
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@gdinwiddie We make choices in this game, not necessarily good choices
@michelestrider Oh, right. Nose, then.
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"I enjoy life; I might almost say that with every year that passes I enjoy it more."
It took hours of searching Goodreads, but you finally found the perfect public-domain inspirational quote. You paste it into Google, select Chinese, and screenshot the translation. It'll make an epic tattoo. It's the perfect way to celebrate a birthday that ends in 0. Plus, it'll really show up your ex. Who's boring and predictable now? Not you. Not anymore.
You look in the mirror to decide where to get inked.
You arrive early for your appointment because you are reliable. Not predictable. Dependable.
You show the tattoo artist the characters you want on your arm. She looks skeptical, but as a veteran of many spring breaks, she agrees and goes to print a stencil.
She returns with it and two other people.
"This?" A slim, colorful woman holds up the design.
You nod.
"As was foretold?" asks a dark, burly man.
"Yes." You did call ahead.
"Do you hail from the North, South, East, or West?" he asks.
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You arrive early for your appointment because you are reliable. Not predictable. Dependable.
You show the tattoo artist the characters you want on your arm. She looks skeptical, but as a veteran of many spring breaks, she agrees and goes to print a stencil.
She returns with it and two other people.
"This?" A slim, colorful woman holds up the design.
You nod.
"As was foretold?" asks a dark, burly man.
"Yes." You did call ahead.
"Do you hail from the North, South, East, or West?" he asks.
@michelestrider Oh-oh
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You arrive early for your appointment because you are reliable. Not predictable. Dependable.
You show the tattoo artist the characters you want on your arm. She looks skeptical, but as a veteran of many spring breaks, she agrees and goes to print a stencil.
She returns with it and two other people.
"This?" A slim, colorful woman holds up the design.
You nod.
"As was foretold?" asks a dark, burly man.
"Yes." You did call ahead.
"Do you hail from the North, South, East, or West?" he asks.
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@flashesofpanic Our story has a soundtrack!
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You arrive early for your appointment because you are reliable. Not predictable. Dependable.
You show the tattoo artist the characters you want on your arm. She looks skeptical, but as a veteran of many spring breaks, she agrees and goes to print a stencil.
She returns with it and two other people.
"This?" A slim, colorful woman holds up the design.
You nod.
"As was foretold?" asks a dark, burly man.
"Yes." You did call ahead.
"Do you hail from the North, South, East, or West?" he asks.
"The Great Northwest, actually."
"We've been expecting you," says the colorful woman.
OK. You made the appointment days ago.
"Summon the council," she tells the man, who rushes off. You didn't realize a tattoo required City Hall's approval.
"This way." She leads you through dark curtains into an incense-choked room. You give them high marks for ambience, though the candlelight seems insufficient to the task.
She gestures for you to lie on a stone table. "Choose a hue for the dedication!"
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"The Great Northwest, actually."
"We've been expecting you," says the colorful woman.
OK. You made the appointment days ago.
"Summon the council," she tells the man, who rushes off. You didn't realize a tattoo required City Hall's approval.
"This way." She leads you through dark curtains into an incense-choked room. You give them high marks for ambience, though the candlelight seems insufficient to the task.
She gestures for you to lie on a stone table. "Choose a hue for the dedication!"
@michelestrider
Infinity Purple is to Deep Purple what Jefferson Starship is to Jefferson Airplane. -
@michelestrider
Infinity Purple is to Deep Purple what Jefferson Starship is to Jefferson Airplane.@gueuledatmosphere That sounds right
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"The Great Northwest, actually."
"We've been expecting you," says the colorful woman.
OK. You made the appointment days ago.
"Summon the council," she tells the man, who rushes off. You didn't realize a tattoo required City Hall's approval.
"This way." She leads you through dark curtains into an incense-choked room. You give them high marks for ambience, though the candlelight seems insufficient to the task.
She gestures for you to lie on a stone table. "Choose a hue for the dedication!"
@michelestrider Who’s not gonna pick purple?
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@michelestrider Who’s not gonna pick purple?
@ShiitakeToast It's surprisingly popular. Power to the purple!
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@ShiitakeToast It's surprisingly popular. Power to the purple!
@michelestrider @ShiitakeToast Right arm!
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