Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil And the prohibition to grow a mustache before the age of 18.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil How are they going to check that?
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
include black markers also!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil What about false noses?
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@neil How are they going to check that?
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil I've already started working on my black market fake moustache business plan.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil we should ban pens, pencils, makeup pencils, and any form of cosmetics to under 18s, or anything that can be used by children to make them look older, so basically lets ban kids from everything so they wont bypass age verification
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil entire classes of kids turning up to school with pen mustaches that they can't clean off.
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@neil What about false noses?
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@neil How are they going to check that?
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil Every pencil box must include age verification!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil next they'll be coming for our spirit gum!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil I wonder if a haircut imitating male pattern balding will become big with the youth. Can't wait to see 11 year olds with bald patches, pipes and flat caps.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil From 2028 all new barns will have a unique Q-Code tattooed on their neck and will scan it on whatever device they are using to verify their age and social status rating before being allowed access. From 2029 the ‘feature’ will be made available for the rest of us and from 2032, no Q-Code, no access.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil Oh please don't give them ideas
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil mustache and beards now to be taxed....in order pay for mustache and beard verification. Small print:
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil but you have to "look" 25
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@neil How are they going to check that?
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil That will greatly revitalise the economy of the Black Country with coal smuggling, at least.
