If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Depends on whether the biting was consensual, surely?
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@catsalad Vegan vampires?
@lukeharby @catsalad They bite maple trees.
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad only if the bitee is vegan.
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

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@paveljanicek @catsalad
Wikipedia doesn't say consent:
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@paveljanicek @catsalad
Wikipedia doesn't say consent:
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad I think vegans can eat meat if the meat source consents, so the real answer is "it depends".
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad
if they got consent, sure -
If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad yes, but kinkier.
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad provided they got consent first, yes. there is applicable online precedent but it's a trifle squicky.
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@catsalad I think vegans can eat meat if the meat source consents, so the real answer is "it depends".
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad well, it depends if they bite a human or an animal.
In the same way of thinking, if you make cheese with your own milk, is it vegan? -
If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad good question,
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

if a vegan bites someone, they lose vegan status for 48 hours.
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad Did the biting vegan get consent before biting? This affects the answer.
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if a vegan bites someone, they lose vegan status for 48 hours.
@paul_ipv6 @catsalad Do they also lose their vegan superpowers?
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@paul_ipv6 @catsalad Do they also lose their vegan superpowers?
more importantly, they lose the right to tell eveyone they meet that they are vegan.
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

@catsalad doesn't it also depend on who they bite? For example, if they bite a vegan, they are still vegan, maybe. If they bite Trump, they might still be vegan because he contains no substance known to biology.
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@JessTheUnstill @catsalad That was here in Germany indeed, you can read more about it here. The homocide complicates the matter though.
