<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[oh no, mum sold me to one direction]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>oh no, mum sold me to one direction</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/fe55f929-fab9-4910-8765-77385d56d8a4/oh-no-mum-sold-me-to-one-direction</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 00:17:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/fe55f929-fab9-4910-8765-77385d56d8a4.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 05:59:42 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh no, mum sold me to one direction on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:09:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/revengeday%40corteximplant.com">@<span>revengeday</span></a></span> izzzyzzz!<br />But to be fair, this is a semi-common joke between my boyfriend and I hahah</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/marta/statuses/116435543090281113</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/marta/statuses/116435543090281113</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[marta@corteximplant.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:09:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh no, mum sold me to one direction on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:07:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/marta%40corteximplant.com">@<span>marta</span></a></span> I know exactly which video you watched <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61c.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";P" alt="😜" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/revengeday/statuses/116435533810658862</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/revengeday/statuses/116435533810658862</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[revengeday@corteximplant.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:07:29 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>