Hey mad scientists out there, what are you even doing?

TFW your brain wasn't made on the new 3nm process.

@falseknees

We're giving you a $300k audio budget so we can have drones holding the boom mic. Make sure you get the crows to read their lines properly and for them to stop messing around with the damn improvisation. What is it with crows and the endless mischief making?

We've had bald eagles on our farm for 15 years. Their tree blew down this winter, ruined the nest. I watch them rebuilding, I noticed that the female was in a tree next to the one the new nest was in, she was squawking & screeching at him while he was racing to find the next stick for the nest. Until it was done she never left her perch & she kept up a running dialog for every stick he brought back even rejecting those she didn't like.

simians say MORE BRAIN MORE POWER

and it works

but then we reach endgame where we dominate all and there's not much more to consume

<dissonant chord emoji>

@saltywizard @falseknees

i made an appointment at a hollywood studio

you and i are going to pitch our movie idea together

the pitch is going to be simple:

i say

"planet of the apes"

then you say

"but with birds"

they'll write us a check on the spot for $300 million dollars to make it

🤭

we really are. we're a scourge. we break the natural world's dictum of "use only what you need and save your energy"

we're like "nah we're going to waste like crazy and consume like crazy"

and that fucking worked

...so far

agent smith sez we're a virus.

the #evolution of any animal is always rewarding any mutation that cuts down on energy use. that will drive smaller more efficient brains like with birds

but us humans are weirdos in that we instead made bigger brains that use a lot of calories, but we used those bigger brains to hack the natural world and deliver us massive amounts of calories

we're the " #AI #dataCenter" model for evolution 🥴