<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p class="quote-inline">RE: <a href="https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116391881326692769" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/1</span><span>16391881326692769</span></a></p><p>In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.</p><p><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f921.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--clown_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤡" alt="🤡" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f69b10e3-0533-435b-a31e-f32d8a84648f/in-order-to-unblock-the-strait-of-hormuz-one-must-checks-notes-block-the-strait-of-hormuz.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 21:57:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f69b10e3-0533-435b-a31e-f32d8a84648f.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:19:44 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:30:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/aslakr%40mastodon.social">@<span>aslakr</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ohir%40social.vivaldi.net">@<span>ohir</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rysiek%40mstdn.social">@<span>rysiek</span></a></span> 100% this. Trump's greed know no bound. The scumbag would shrivel up and perish if he couldn't grift.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/bruisedthumb/statuses/116391975367038000</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/bruisedthumb/statuses/116391975367038000</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bruisedthumb@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:30:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:27:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ohir%40social.vivaldi.net">@<span>ohir</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rysiek%40mstdn.social">@<span>rysiek</span></a></span> Now every ship has to pay toll to both Iran _and_ USA (or maybe Trumps family)?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aslakr/statuses/116391965478041044</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aslakr/statuses/116391965478041044</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aslakr@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:27:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:25:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ohir%40social.vivaldi.net">@<span>ohir</span></a></span> exactly</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rysiek/statuses/116391958551011444</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rysiek/statuses/116391958551011444</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rysiek@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:25:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:25:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thekerker%40mstdn.social">@<span>thekerker</span></a></span> whith friends like these, who needs enemas?</p><p><img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://media.mstdn.social/custom_emojis/images/000/004/927/original/1e9d44713a3c416c.png" title=":blobcatpeek:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rysiek/statuses/116391957486243389</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rysiek/statuses/116391957486243389</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rysiek@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:25:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:24:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rysiek%40mstdn.social">@<span>rysiek</span></a></span> <br />&gt; US Navy will begin the blocking all ships from the Strait of Hormuz</p><p>As negotiations in Islamabad about sharing the toll failed Trump is going to set his own toll booth now.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115995911458254842/statuses/116391952999888816</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115995911458254842/statuses/116391952999888816</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ohir@social.vivaldi.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:24:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:21:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rysiek%40mstdn.social">@<span>rysiek</span></a></span> Maybe it's an enema?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/thekerker/statuses/116391941338705226</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/thekerker/statuses/116391941338705226</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thekerker@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:21:21 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>