<![CDATA[I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it.]]>I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. Or maybe one bird has crapped on it three times. Whatever, there are three bird craps on it, which is mildly vexing.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/CloudsGoBy/statuses/116369454093355757https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/CloudsGoBy/statuses/116369454093355757Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:02:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 12:52:51 GMT]]>@thebaywindowgirl

I took my car through the car wash the other day and the very next day the wind dumped a ton of Sahara sand all over it making it look like it did before washing 😡

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/monkeyben/statuses/116369180022498091https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/monkeyben/statuses/116369180022498091Wed, 08 Apr 2026 12:52:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 12:41:32 GMT]]>@thebaywindowgirl there’s one car spot on our street that the doves squat over all night. But it has all day parking rights. The constant dilemma..,

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/Billthoo/statuses/116369135502629061https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/Billthoo/statuses/116369135502629061Wed, 08 Apr 2026 12:41:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:52:40 GMT]]>@snaprails I have the pollen layer too, but the car's orange, so it's not too noticeable.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/thebaywindowgirl/statuses/116368707483366923https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/thebaywindowgirl/statuses/116368707483366923Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:52:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:51:36 GMT]]>@quietsnail I suppose that's mildly encouraging.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/thebaywindowgirl/statuses/116368703281468790https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/thebaywindowgirl/statuses/116368703281468790Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:51:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:39:43 GMT]]>@thebaywindowgirl On the bright side the end of the world didn't happen

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/quietsnail/statuses/116368656525849490https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/quietsnail/statuses/116368656525849490Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:39:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 08:48:00 GMT]]>@thebaywindowgirl ‘tis an unwritten law

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/CloudsGoBy/statuses/116368217225857939https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/CloudsGoBy/statuses/116368217225857939Wed, 08 Apr 2026 08:48:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I spent most of yesterday afternoon cleaning the car, and already three birds have crapped on it. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 08:41:03 GMT]]>@thebaywindowgirl My car is black. If I clean it a fine layer of pollen or Saharan dust settles on it within what seems to be minutes. Then the birds start.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/snaprails/statuses/116368189927880303https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/snaprails/statuses/116368189927880303Wed, 08 Apr 2026 08:41:03 GMT