<![CDATA[Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Knife Duck Pin.]]>Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Knife Duck Pin. I asked my father what the duck would be saying. Here's his ideas:

-What's on the menu tonight? Not duck.
-I'll slit your wrist, I'm a crazy duck.
-I already came up with two ideas. What more do you want me to come up with?
https://collabs.shop/yu5vve

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"motherducker"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/PhilSalkie/statuses/116432539945793357https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/PhilSalkie/statuses/116432539945793357Sun, 19 Apr 2026 17:26:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Knife Duck Pin. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 17:22:22 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts
It would say:

"I am goose, you knob - and peace was never an option".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urbanists.social/users/discobiker/statuses/116432525234705106https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urbanists.social/users/discobiker/statuses/116432525234705106Sun, 19 Apr 2026 17:22:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Knife Duck Pin. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 17:20:33 GMT]]>Please boost this ad, if I don't sell any duck knife pins I will be forced to fire my father immediately.

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You don't need this anymore!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lsbt.me/users/queeruferlos/statuses/116432458597661600https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lsbt.me/users/queeruferlos/statuses/116432458597661600Sun, 19 Apr 2026 17:05:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Knife Duck Pin. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:49:58 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts "Duck you"? Who are you saying "duck you" to, motherf*cker?

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Duck Tuah, stab that thing

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