Did you know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner?

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

Did you know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner? #notsureyouknew

[richerpacker@mastodon.social]

@Heliograph
Did you know that it's impossible to make a vacuum cleaner?
A vacuum is clean by definition.
#notSureYouKnew

[ianamartin@mstdn.ca]

@Richerpacker @Heliograph Nature abhors one, no matter its cleanliness.

I’ve always seen that as being a sign one should not clean the floor. It’s un-natural!!