<![CDATA[Attention citizens:]]>Attention citizens:

Today's news has been deleted for security reasons.
Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/e45da7d0-6e81-4896-b036-a9da760c460f/attention-citizensRSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 23:24:33 GMTSun, 26 Apr 2026 17:15:18 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Attention citizens: on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 19:47:20 GMT]]>@Computer note that since nothing has happened, those troubleshooters who were not on standby are considered truant. Any claims that they were involved in firefights, chasing commie mutant traitors or otherwise doing anything other than slacking off are deemed treasonous lies by the computer.

Their pay will be docked, and any claims that they were promised hazard bonuses are to be considered confessions of treason.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://muenchen.social/users/fnordius/statuses/116472731417577261https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://muenchen.social/users/fnordius/statuses/116472731417577261Sun, 26 Apr 2026 19:47:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Attention citizens: on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:18:43 GMT]]>@Computer

I already feel better, knowing that nothing important has happened. Thanks Friend Computer!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/116472147075680555https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/116472147075680555Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:18:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Attention citizens: on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:16:53 GMT]]>@Computer thank The Computer. I've had quite a weekend and I could do with a bit of nothing.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/Cal/statuses/116472139839340946https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/Cal/statuses/116472139839340946Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:16:53 GMT